Podcast Revealed Hasan's Undisclosed Speech Writer - CCP Propagandist, Eric Hovagim

It's up and so today.

Wow.

Yes.

You know, it is possible that you guys remember what the fuck we

were on prior to the phone.

We're all on the thought train together.

Yeah, all on the thought train.

Thought train, gay son, daughter, or whatever.

Happy Pride Month.

Neither either have the thought train.

There's a joke in there.

Yeah, it's fine.

But yeah, so regardless--

We're regardless.

You got your $200 Chinese phone.

I got my $200 Chinese phone.

No, it's like a op-oh.

Op-oh.

It's a different phone brand.

They have like higher ones, but I got a really cheap budget one.

And yeah, there was a point to that story.

And I lost that.

Let's move on.

Let's move on.

Let's move on.

We can try it again later, you know?

We'll try it again later.

Maybe we'll arrive at this point back.

It'll come back in a little bit.

We'll circle back.

Yeah, we'll circle back.

Yeah, yeah, OK.

Well, listen, you're going to be on the hot seat.

No, it's OK.

There is a couch, and there could be room in there.

But you put me on a different chair, so it's a fun.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, we actually don't like you.

So we wanted you to--

I figured, I figured, I think I pissed you off

at the Argentinian thing, my fault.

Yeah, so for context, can't be playing.

I arrived immediately.

Noah starts shitting on Argentinian food, which frankly--

OK, Paul, there was a lot that happened there.

First of all, I showed up here on time.

You showed up an hour and a half late.

[LAUGHTER]

We've been here for 90 minutes.

But that's what you said.

Secondly, we was having a great grand old time.

I was being super nice, super respectful.

That's a lie.

Well, you were there.

Oh, you guys were.

Yeah, you got it.

You come in the room, and I was giving you

the benefit of the doubt for two seconds.

And then you started being like, I love Argentina.

And I was like--

That's not true.

That didn't happen.

That didn't happen.

You came out as a nationalist and declared

her love for middle age.

And this is my people, and the politicians, or whatever.

She was like, I specifically love the guy.

No way.

No way.

No way.

I love you, Leslie.

I love him.

Oh, Ms. Real kind.

What do we say?

We're just lying now on this podcast.

Apparently, now we just lie.

I wouldn't lie.

It's not a lie if it happened.

Now we didn't happen, Django.

Why are you-- literally, you're both gaslighting me.

This is ridiculous.

It's not gaslighting me.

It's not gaslighting me.

Hey, let's use terms.

The fine gaslighting would be if I was like, you're crazy.

I never called you crazy.

You're literally doing that.

No.

I'm saying-- wait.

You're saying that I said all of these things

that I didn't say.

You didn't say anything about loving Argentinian food?

You said that.

I just defended it when you said that it's lost.

Defended Argentina.

No.

Just the food.

And I didn't say that I love Javier Millet.

And I didn't say that the politics were there.

I said the opposite of that.

I didn't even know his first name.

You know a lot about it.

I was like, what is that?

He's the president, brother.

What are we-- what are you--

Of what?

Of Argentina.

I don't go there.

It's spin facts.

Am I crazy?

No.

Am I losing my mind?

Comment if I'm the one that's losing it right now

or if I am being ghastly because I don't know what's going on.

Listen, regardless, we can shit on a lot of things

about that country.

Namely, the politics, the governance.

To some degree, the people.

I don't know anything about the people.

I just know you.

Yeah.

Bad vibe.

[LAUGHTER]

That's what I'm saying.

I need it.

I need it.

I get the fuck vibes.

It's fair and it's valid.

However, the food--

I don't even have tattoos, though.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Wow.

First nice thing.

No, I said other nice things.

You just ignored them.

[LAUGHTER]

Did I miss something?

She does that a lot.

Yeah, I know, right?

Why are you guys teaming?

Sorry.

We had an owl.

We had an owl.

We had an owl.

We had an owl.

We had an owl.

My ally.

And yet.

Ally.

Yeah.

No.

No comradery.

That's not how you say that.

It's all comradery.

No comradery happening here.

Well, to be fair, you didn't come from where I speak.

Because I'll actually answer the word evangelical-less.

Mm.

Mm.

You will-- you tried to say it a couple of times,

so I just wanted you to have the correct way of saying it.

Yeah, your tone, though.

Yeah.

It's the Argentinian fucked vibes.

Regardless, listen, moving on, because I cannot handle

the gaslighting at this point in time.

What gaslighting?

[LAUGHTER]

This is like when I run on the songstream, and he's like--

I was talking to-- I talk to all your friends.

They don't--

[LAUGHTER]

They don't want to agree with you.

Sorry, you were on the songstream.

This is literally when I went on the songstream,

and he just started saying that I set a bunch of shit

that I didn't say.

The gas-- so why is everybody gaslighting dude this week?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't-- yeah.

I don't recall.

Eat shit.

Anyway.

I want you to know-- I want you all to know,

I specifically came on the podcast,

because I saw all that y'all was in Hassan's orbit,

and I was like, I have to cloud chase.

Absolutely.

And we'll get you there.

No, that's fair.

We have him on speed.

Well, to be fair, I did meet his producer in China.

Yeah.

Oh my god, Marge.

No.

Eric, the interview producer--

His producer is Mark.

His interview producer.

Come on, you don't know all these people.

You don't even tap into him like, Marge.

You ain't tapped into someone I've never met, like me.

That's true.

It's true.

Look at my proletariat.

He's Eric.

Eric.

Did I miss something?

He lived in China.

You're telling me that "Sondpiker"

has a specific producer in China at all times.

Yes, for his interview.

Someone tell Jesse Waters right now.

Is it like his translator or some shit?

No, Eric doesn't speak Chinese.

[LAUGHTER]

I have no idea what's happening.

Well, he lives there.

He lives there.

He's learning.

His girlfriend does a show there.

She's Korean.

What is he doing?

Oh, formal song.

There's already Marge.

He has a producer already.

He does the research for the interviews.

So you see how that's not a producer?

I don't know any of these words to me.

I've been doing this myself this entire time.

Sounds good.

Yeah, I think he's describing this as an interview.

So Dante Munoz described him as the interview producer.

So I'm kind of using Dante's words,

and I'll throw him under the bus.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, well, I love the state of the American left.

It's so amazing.

Yeah.

That was very good.

Thanks for that.

What's OK?

Next time.

Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaking of the American left, California is fucking cooked.

Oh, I saw all that shit.

Pretty brutal.

It's so funny.

They really fucked over the butch guy.

Butch wear?

Yeah, butch guy.

Yeah, I mean, I would hate to be a leftist influencer in LA

right now.

Further away.

Oh, my fault.

Oh, it's my fad.

No, but yeah, I know.

I saw that they, like, the butch.

Butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch.

The butch being on the ballot.

California's butch.

Many such cases.

Yeah, but then, like, the best case was.

First time.

Yeah, no, but, like, then in the next best was, like, who Tom

Styer, the billionaire?

Yeah.

And it's like, corporate pack.

And also, wasn't he, like, the prison guy?

Yeah.

Before he was prison guy.

Best guy is, like, private prison guy.

And he's like, it's private prison, private equity guy.

Yeah.

And then, and then it's, it's between the, the, but, Becerra?

What's it?

What's his?

Yeah.

But Becerra, and he was, like, the pro ice guy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're all pro ice.

I love it.

It's great.

All pro ice guy.

Who's the other one?

Oh, fuck.

I forgot his name.

What the fuck is his name?

Molok or Ball?

No.

2020.

It was funny seeing Katie Porter get five percent.

I like that.

That's cool.

That was good.

That was, that was nice.

Um, yeah.

So anyway, California is no more.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

Which I mean, to be fair, like, that was already on the horizon.

Like, I think people give California way too much credit for being

like, like left or whatever, when like, in reality, like, it's quite a

feeling.

It's like, L.A. and San Francisco, like, you had that, but then San Francisco

lost a lot

of it just because, like, the tech bro is, like, invaded.

The tech bro is invaded and took over.

Yeah.

And so, like, they kind of lost it, but, like, outside of, like, the major

cities, it's

incredibly Republican.

It's just, there's so many people that live in California.

But there's more, like, there's, I think, literally more, isn't there more

Republicans

in California than there is in Texas?

Like per number?

Probably.

I think number wise.

Yeah.

I think, I just think, like, you know what I mean?

I mean, and also, like, they're, they're, uh, I was going to say prime minister

.

They're governor.

They're new.

I'm governor.

You have been new.

I'm new.

Governor Newton of California.

Yes.

Very good.

He, like, he's, like, like, the most shilly, slimy corporate, like, sleaze ball

.

Careful.

Like, he's handsome, though.

I don't know.

Okay.

He's, like, okay.

I think he's pretty handsome.

As a lesbian.

He's a piece of shit, I think.

He doesn't understand men.

Please.

Hey, man in the room.

[LAUGHTER]

[INAUDIBLE]

No question.

[LAUGHTER]

There is no question.

There's no question.

We're just commenting.

No.

But, uh, the producer, uh, producer man.

Uh, no, but, uh, like, I can, like, see you, like, someone who's, like, an

objectively

target guy.

And, like, I--

It's not attractive.

Let's not get crazy.

That's what you've just said.

Like, handsome.

Not the same thing.

Oh.

We're being ghastly.

Hello?

I'm sorry.

Do we not know?

Do we were, we're not just, they don't have meaning?

I thought attractive was, like, neutral, handsome.

What, handsome is like, like, an opinion based?

No.

Well, yeah, but it is--

Like, objectively attractive.

That's what people say.

Like, he's not attractive, but he is, like, conventionally handsome is what I'm

saying.

I think you have that backward.

Yeah.

That's, like, conventionally attractive.

Yeah.

They say conventionally attractive.

I don't think he's that.

Like, technically, he is, he fits the criteria of handsomeness, which is, like,

male specific.

Regardless, my life isn't--

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Semantics are happening here that don't need to be happening.

Continue on.

Carry on.

But my thing is, it's like, yes, I understand, like, for a lot of, like,

straight women also

gay men.

He's, like, someone who is, like, fuckable, or whatever, in, like, their eyes,

right?

But, like, in your eyes, too.

But the thing is, in fact, I don't understand, is, like, if he gives such slime

ball energy.

No, I agree.

That, like, yeah.

He's a piece of shit.

Not to say he's being too crazy, but if he was inside me, I'd feel like a

horrible person.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

No, for sure.

Like, I feel like he's corrupting my soul by being there.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I was not-- you caught me very often.

I was not expecting those words to come out of your mouth right now.

No, I agree.

During Pride Month?

Yeah, I was saying, I don't want to have sex with a man on during Pride Month.

Right.

But the visceral description--

Well, that you gave, like, biggest slime ball of--

Don't be such a prude.

[LAUGHS]

You got conservative-- conservative sexual politics over here.

Oh, God.

Don't talk about insertion.

I didn't-- that's not a word.

I didn't say that.

[LAUGHS]

You have a way with words.

I know.

And making them--

In many languages.

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