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It's up and so today.

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Wow.

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Yes.

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You know, it is possible that you guys remember what the fuck we

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were on prior to the phone.

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We're all on the thought train together.

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Yeah, all on the thought train.

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Thought train, gay son, daughter, or whatever.

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Happy Pride Month.

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Neither either have the thought train.

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There's a joke in there.

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Yeah, it's fine.

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But yeah, so regardless--

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We're regardless.

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You got your $200 Chinese phone.

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I got my $200 Chinese phone.

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No, it's like a op-oh.

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Op-oh.

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It's a different phone brand.

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They have like higher ones, but I got a really cheap budget one.

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And yeah, there was a point to that story.

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And I lost that.

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Let's move on.

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Let's move on.

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Let's move on.

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We can try it again later, you know?

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We'll try it again later.

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Maybe we'll arrive at this point back.

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It'll come back in a little bit.

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We'll circle back.

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Yeah, we'll circle back.

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Yeah, yeah, OK.

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Well, listen, you're going to be on the hot seat.

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No, it's OK.

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There is a couch, and there could be room in there.

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But you put me on a different chair, so it's a fun.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Yeah, we actually don't like you.

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So we wanted you to--

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I figured, I figured, I think I pissed you off

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at the Argentinian thing, my fault.

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Yeah, so for context, can't be playing.

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I arrived immediately.

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Noah starts shitting on Argentinian food, which frankly--

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OK, Paul, there was a lot that happened there.

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First of all, I showed up here on time.

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You showed up an hour and a half late.

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[LAUGHTER]

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We've been here for 90 minutes.

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But that's what you said.

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Secondly, we was having a great grand old time.

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I was being super nice, super respectful.

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That's a lie.

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Well, you were there.

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Oh, you guys were.

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Yeah, you got it.

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You come in the room, and I was giving you

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the benefit of the doubt for two seconds.

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And then you started being like, I love Argentina.

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And I was like--

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That's not true.

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That didn't happen.

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That didn't happen.

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You came out as a nationalist and declared

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her love for middle age.

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And this is my people, and the politicians, or whatever.

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She was like, I specifically love the guy.

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No way.

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No way.

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No way.

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I love you, Leslie.

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I love him.

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Oh, Ms. Real kind.

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What do we say?

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We're just lying now on this podcast.

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Apparently, now we just lie.

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I wouldn't lie.

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It's not a lie if it happened.

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Now we didn't happen, Django.

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Why are you-- literally, you're both gaslighting me.

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This is ridiculous.

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It's not gaslighting me.

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It's not gaslighting me.

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Hey, let's use terms.

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The fine gaslighting would be if I was like, you're crazy.

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I never called you crazy.

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You're literally doing that.

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No.

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I'm saying-- wait.

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You're saying that I said all of these things

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that I didn't say.

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You didn't say anything about loving Argentinian food?

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You said that.

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I just defended it when you said that it's lost.

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Defended Argentina.

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No.

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Just the food.

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And I didn't say that I love Javier Millet.

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And I didn't say that the politics were there.

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I said the opposite of that.

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I didn't even know his first name.

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You know a lot about it.

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I was like, what is that?

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He's the president, brother.

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What are we-- what are you--

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Of what?

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Of Argentina.

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I don't go there.

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It's spin facts.

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Am I crazy?

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No.

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Am I losing my mind?

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Comment if I'm the one that's losing it right now

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or if I am being ghastly because I don't know what's going on.

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Listen, regardless, we can shit on a lot of things

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about that country.

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Namely, the politics, the governance.

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To some degree, the people.

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I don't know anything about the people.

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I just know you.

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Yeah.

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Bad vibe.

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[LAUGHTER]

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That's what I'm saying.

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I need it.

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I need it.

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I get the fuck vibes.

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It's fair and it's valid.

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However, the food--

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I don't even have tattoos, though.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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First nice thing.

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No, I said other nice things.

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You just ignored them.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Did I miss something?

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She does that a lot.

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Yeah, I know, right?

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Why are you guys teaming?

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Sorry.

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We had an owl.

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We had an owl.

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We had an owl.

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We had an owl.

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We had an owl.

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My ally.

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And yet.

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Ally.

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Yeah.

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No.

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No comradery.

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That's not how you say that.

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It's all comradery.

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No comradery happening here.

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Well, to be fair, you didn't come from where I speak.

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Because I'll actually answer the word evangelical-less.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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You will-- you tried to say it a couple of times,

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so I just wanted you to have the correct way of saying it.

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Yeah, your tone, though.

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Yeah.

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It's the Argentinian fucked vibes.

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Regardless, listen, moving on, because I cannot handle

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the gaslighting at this point in time.

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What gaslighting?

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[LAUGHTER]

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This is like when I run on the songstream, and he's like--

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I was talking to-- I talk to all your friends.

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They don't--

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[LAUGHTER]

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They don't want to agree with you.

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Sorry, you were on the songstream.

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This is literally when I went on the songstream,

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and he just started saying that I set a bunch of shit

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that I didn't say.

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The gas-- so why is everybody gaslighting dude this week?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I don't-- yeah.

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I don't recall.

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Eat shit.

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Anyway.

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I want you to know-- I want you all to know,

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I specifically came on the podcast,

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because I saw all that y'all was in Hassan's orbit,

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and I was like, I have to cloud chase.

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Absolutely.

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And we'll get you there.

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No, that's fair.

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We have him on speed.

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Well, to be fair, I did meet his producer in China.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god, Marge.

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No.

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Eric, the interview producer--

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His producer is Mark.

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His interview producer.

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Come on, you don't know all these people.

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You don't even tap into him like, Marge.

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You ain't tapped into someone I've never met, like me.

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That's true.

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It's true.

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Look at my proletariat.

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He's Eric.

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Eric.

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Did I miss something?

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He lived in China.

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You're telling me that "Sondpiker"

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has a specific producer in China at all times.

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Yes, for his interview.

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Someone tell Jesse Waters right now.

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Is it like his translator or some shit?

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No, Eric doesn't speak Chinese.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I have no idea what's happening.

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Well, he lives there.

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He lives there.

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He's learning.

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His girlfriend does a show there.

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She's Korean.

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What is he doing?

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Oh, formal song.

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There's already Marge.

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He has a producer already.

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He does the research for the interviews.

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So you see how that's not a producer?

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I don't know any of these words to me.

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I've been doing this myself this entire time.

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Sounds good.

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Yeah, I think he's describing this as an interview.

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So Dante Munoz described him as the interview producer.

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So I'm kind of using Dante's words,

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and I'll throw him under the bus.

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[LAUGHTER]

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All right, well, I love the state of the American left.

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It's so amazing.

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Yeah.

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That was very good.

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Thanks for that.

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What's OK?

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Next time.

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Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaking of the American left, California is fucking cooked.

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Oh, I saw all that shit.

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Pretty brutal.

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It's so funny.

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They really fucked over the butch guy.

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Butch wear?

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Yeah, butch guy.

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Yeah, I mean, I would hate to be a leftist influencer in LA

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right now.

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Further away.

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Oh, my fault.

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Oh, it's my fad.

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No, but yeah, I know.

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I saw that they, like, the butch.

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Butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch.

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The butch being on the ballot.

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California's butch.

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Many such cases.

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Yeah, but then, like, the best case was.

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First time.

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Yeah, no, but, like, then in the next best was, like, who Tom

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Styer, the billionaire?

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Yeah.

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And it's like, corporate pack.

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And also, wasn't he, like, the prison guy?

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Yeah.

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Before he was prison guy.

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Best guy is, like, private prison guy.

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And he's like, it's private prison, private equity guy.

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Yeah.

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And then, and then it's, it's between the, the, but, Becerra?

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What's it?

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What's his?

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Yeah.

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But Becerra, and he was, like, the pro ice guy?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're all pro ice.

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I love it.

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It's great.

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All pro ice guy.

295
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Who's the other one?

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Oh, fuck.

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I forgot his name.

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What the fuck is his name?

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Molok or Ball?

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No.

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2020.

302
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It was funny seeing Katie Porter get five percent.

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I like that.

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That's cool.

305
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That was good.

306
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That was, that was nice.

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Um, yeah.

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So anyway, California is no more.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Which I mean, to be fair, like, that was already on the horizon.

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Like, I think people give California way too much credit for being

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like, like left or whatever, when like, in reality, like, it's quite a

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feeling.

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It's like, L.A. and San Francisco, like, you had that, but then San Francisco

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lost a lot

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of it just because, like, the tech bro is, like, invaded.

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The tech bro is invaded and took over.

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Yeah.

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And so, like, they kind of lost it, but, like, outside of, like, the major

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cities, it's

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incredibly Republican.

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It's just, there's so many people that live in California.

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But there's more, like, there's, I think, literally more, isn't there more

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Republicans

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in California than there is in Texas?

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Like per number?

329
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Probably.

330
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I think number wise.

331
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Yeah.

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I think, I just think, like, you know what I mean?

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I mean, and also, like, they're, they're, uh, I was going to say prime minister

334
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.

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They're governor.

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They're new.

337
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I'm governor.

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You have been new.

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I'm new.

340
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Governor Newton of California.

341
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Yes.

342
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Very good.

343
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He, like, he's, like, like, the most shilly, slimy corporate, like, sleaze ball

344
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.

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Careful.

346
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Like, he's handsome, though.

347
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I don't know.

348
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Okay.

349
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He's, like, okay.

350
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I think he's pretty handsome.

351
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As a lesbian.

352
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He's a piece of shit, I think.

353
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He doesn't understand men.

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Please.

355
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Hey, man in the room.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[INAUDIBLE]

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No question.

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[LAUGHTER]

360
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There is no question.

361
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There's no question.

362
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We're just commenting.

363
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No.

364
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But, uh, the producer, uh, producer man.

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Uh, no, but, uh, like, I can, like, see you, like, someone who's, like, an

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objectively

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target guy.

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And, like, I--

369
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It's not attractive.

370
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Let's not get crazy.

371
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That's what you've just said.

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Like, handsome.

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Not the same thing.

374
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Oh.

375
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We're being ghastly.

376
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Hello?

377
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I'm sorry.

378
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Do we not know?

379
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Do we were, we're not just, they don't have meaning?

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I thought attractive was, like, neutral, handsome.

381
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What, handsome is like, like, an opinion based?

382
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No.

383
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Well, yeah, but it is--

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Like, objectively attractive.

385
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That's what people say.

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Like, he's not attractive, but he is, like, conventionally handsome is what I'm

387
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saying.

388
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I think you have that backward.

389
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Yeah.

390
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That's, like, conventionally attractive.

391
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Yeah.

392
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They say conventionally attractive.

393
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I don't think he's that.

394
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Like, technically, he is, he fits the criteria of handsomeness, which is, like,

395
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male specific.

396
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Regardless, my life isn't--

397
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Do you understand what I'm saying?

398
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Semantics are happening here that don't need to be happening.

399
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Continue on.

400
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Carry on.

401
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But my thing is, it's like, yes, I understand, like, for a lot of, like,

402
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straight women also

403
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gay men.

404
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He's, like, someone who is, like, fuckable, or whatever, in, like, their eyes,

405
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right?

406
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But, like, in your eyes, too.

407
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But the thing is, in fact, I don't understand, is, like, if he gives such slime

408
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ball energy.

409
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No, I agree.

410
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That, like, yeah.

411
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He's a piece of shit.

412
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Not to say he's being too crazy, but if he was inside me, I'd feel like a

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horrible person.

414
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Yeah.

415
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You know what I mean?

416
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No, for sure.

417
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Like, I feel like he's corrupting my soul by being there.

418
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Yeah.

419
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You know what I mean?

420
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I was not-- you caught me very often.

421
00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:02.840
I was not expecting those words to come out of your mouth right now.

422
00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:03.840
No, I agree.

423
00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:04.840
During Pride Month?

424
00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:07.680
Yeah, I was saying, I don't want to have sex with a man on during Pride Month.

425
00:11:07.680 --> 00:11:08.680
Right.

426
00:11:08.680 --> 00:11:09.680
But the visceral description--

427
00:11:09.680 --> 00:11:11.440
Well, that you gave, like, biggest slime ball of--

428
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Don't be such a prude.

429
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[LAUGHS]

430
00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:17.480
You got conservative-- conservative sexual politics over here.

431
00:11:17.480 --> 00:11:18.480
Oh, God.

432
00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:20.480
Don't talk about insertion.

433
00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:21.480
I didn't-- that's not a word.

434
00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:23.480
I didn't say that.

435
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[LAUGHS]

436
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You have a way with words.

437
00:11:29.880 --> 00:11:30.880
I know.

438
00:11:30.880 --> 00:11:31.880
And making them--

439
00:11:31.880 --> 00:11:32.880
In many languages.

440
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