Sarcastically Condemning CEO Assassination

His co-workers and family members to see if there have been any specific

threats against

him in the past.

To have a pillar of the community in New York, admittedly for a stockholder

meeting, to be

gunned down on the street is just so foreign.

Even as the leader of a large corporation, Thompson did not have a security

team with

him.

Investigators say they found a real man of the people.

Think about all the jobs this is going to create, though, chat, Trump's America

, baby.

We got new jobs coming in.

These motherfuckers are going to need to get security, like constant 24 hour

security.

Think about that.

God, if I was, if I was like a private security guard company, oh my God, so

many, so many

veterans will be hired.

Yeah, I do want everybody to know, yes, Brian Thompson won't see your cruel

jokes about

him because he's dead.

But all of your friends that make millions and millions and millions of dollars

off

the debts of their customers will.

Yeah.

It's true.

Meanwhile, really interesting time for Blue Cross Blue Shield to come out with

some motion.

Blue Cross Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has

declared it will

no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.

Well, okay, then just kidding.

Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri as of today said,

never

mind.

We're not going to do that actually.

They were like, yo, my bad, Hey, my bad.

That was, I had a real, real, sudden, so sudden change of mind, okay, real

change of heart.

The ocean, New York governor said we pushed Anthem to reverse course and today

will be

announcing a full reverse reversal of the misguided policy.

Last night I shared my outrage at a plan from Anthem to strip away coverage

from New Yorkers

who had to go under anesthesia for surgery.

We pushed Anthem to reverse course and today they will be announcing a full

reversal of

this misguided policy.

Don't mess with the health and well-being of New Yorkers not on my watch.

Kathy Hochle's so funny.

Like what?

What art?

Did you?

Did you shoot the CEO?

You can't take credit for that.

You're literally using your police forces to hunt down this person right now.

Fuck you mean NYPD response getting cooked on TikTok, yo, the billionaire who

got shot,

that was not funny.

The police's response to that.

That was hilarious.

If you don't know what happened, there was a billionaire who got like

assassinated today

at like 7 in the morning and the NYPD has been on the news all morning talking

about

like the footage and they keep gassing up this guy.

Every clip of the NYPD talking about this hitman is like, yo, he was nice.

He was nice.

He had to be a professional.

If he wasn't a professional, he should have gone pro.

His form was immaculate.

You see the way he reloaded it when it jammed?

Come on.

Honestly, I've got my boys back in the station studying his form.

This dude was elite.

There's the silencer and got away on a city bike.

Come on now.

This dude is incredible.

He might have been Jason Bourne.

That is, he's not kidding.

That's literally every, every morning news show with a retired detective on

basically

had this.

They were glazing, which by the way, I wouldn't even say glaze.

It's like LeBron.

Okay.

It's like LeBron James.

Like, is it glaze or is it valid?

The question comes to mind and I feel like the expertise that this guy

demonstrated.

I don't know.

I don't think it's glazing.

I think it's valid.

I don't think it's glaze.

I think it's valid.

Imagine planning and executing the murder of a CEO in public in the biggest

city in America,

getting away with it and then going online and seeing a bunch of Reddit experts

explaining

how you're not a professional hit man.

Yeah.

I think a lot of people are fucking haters, dude.

I think, I think people are just straight hating on my man.

It's like, have you, have you fucking had a situation like that?

I don't think so.

I mean, straight up, look, look, look, this statement in and of itself is not

celebrating

this heinous act.

Okay.

This wrong, wrong, wrong.

Wrong act.

Do you understand me?

I would never do such a thing.

I would never.

You can't catch me slipping today.

Do you understand?

You cannot catch me slipping today.

But also, I mean, shit was clean, it was clean.

Like everybody's like, Oh, well, he shot him in the leg first.

Like bitch, who cares?

What do you mean?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize that he was apprehended after unsuccessfully assassinating a

CEO because

it seems like he was successful.

The fuck?

I condemn.

I do not condone.

I condemn.

But I'm just looking simply at the facts of the matter, okay, that is the funn

iest part

of it.

Like, even after all of this, the police are on the, like hunt for a hitman and

they still

got to be like, yo, this dude's game is incredible game respects game.

How convenient that you have an alibi and you're out of the country is on.

Anyway, um, anyone know where I can find the full video of the assassination

brother?

Are you kidding me?

Where can't you find it?

I think I've watched it like 700 times since it happened and I was, I was like

looking

away.

I was like, Oh, I can't see this.

This sucks.

I hate seeing this.

This is really fucked up.

That's what I said.

I was doing this the whole time whenever I would see it on accident because my

fucking

timeline was just literally all that I would do this.

The whole time, dude, all the way, all the way to Oxford from London, two whole

hours

in the car.

I'm going this.

This is what I'm doing.

My mom and dad are like, what's wrong, son?

What's happening?

I'm like, ah, the shame, the horror.

I just, uh, you hate to see it.

New camera footage.

Oh, yeah, also, I don't know if this is the actual guy, but like, you know,

even from

the first photo where you can kind of see his face, like he looks fucking hot.

So I know it's a different fit.

They think it's the same guy.

He's just wearing a different fit.

I do think, I do think that, you know, I don't trust it.

I do not, I do not trust the New York police department.

Yeah, I like this post.

I saw this first time riding the subway who even said it was a guy to begin

with could

be a woman.

So we literally have nothing to go on and she stopped the hunt.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

How can you be sure?

I can't.

Can you say with a certainty?

Maybe it was Kathy Hojo.

Look at how much she's chirping at eight and an anthem and whatever the fuck.

Was it Kathy Hojo?

Where the fuck was she?

I think what's best is to take a step back at moments like this.

The police, let me tell you something.

As you guys know, I love the police, okay?

And as the number one defender of police, I think they have a lot going on.

They have too much on their plates.

So I think this is one of those instances where given the limitations that they

have

with the job, which is a very difficult job, okay?

All those homeless people that are, you know, sitting out the sidewalk, unk

icked, you know,

black teenagers, frolicking about, unharassed.

I mean, think about so many people that the police have to deal with on a daily

basis.

Maybe they should take a break.

The blue flu.

I'm just saying there are candy crush levels that have yet to be tackled.

Back to blue.

And blue line, back to blue, okay?

That's all I'm saying, cops, they have a lot going on, they have a lot going on

.

And I think, I think given that they have a lot on their plays, they should

just kind

of, you know, take their time, figure it out, you know, try to