IC–048 | Sarcastically Condemning CEO Assassination
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[0:00] His co-workers and family members to see if there have been any specific
[0:02] threats against
[0:03] him in the past.
[0:04] To have a pillar of the community in New York, admittedly for a stockholder
[0:10] meeting, to be
[0:11] gunned down on the street is just so foreign.
[0:14] Even as the leader of a large corporation, Thompson did not have a security
[0:18] team with
[0:19] him.
[0:20] Investigators say they found a real man of the people.
[0:27] Think about all the jobs this is going to create, though, chat, Trump's America
[0:31] , baby.
[0:32] We got new jobs coming in.
[0:34] These motherfuckers are going to need to get security, like constant 24 hour
[0:41] security.
[0:42] Think about that.
[0:43] God, if I was, if I was like a private security guard company, oh my God, so
[0:49] many, so many
[0:50] veterans will be hired.
[0:57] Yeah, I do want everybody to know, yes, Brian Thompson won't see your cruel
[1:06] jokes about
[1:07] him because he's dead.
[1:08] But all of your friends that make millions and millions and millions of dollars
[1:11] off
[1:11] the debts of their customers will.
[1:13] Yeah.
[1:14] It's true.
[1:15] Meanwhile, really interesting time for Blue Cross Blue Shield to come out with
[1:37] some motion.
[1:38] Blue Cross Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has
[1:43] declared it will
[1:44] no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
[1:48] Well, okay, then just kidding.
[1:56] Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri as of today said,
[2:01] never
[2:01] mind.
[2:02] We're not going to do that actually.
[2:05] They were like, yo, my bad, Hey, my bad.
[2:12] That was, I had a real, real, sudden, so sudden change of mind, okay, real
[2:20] change of heart.
[2:34] The ocean, New York governor said we pushed Anthem to reverse course and today
[2:37] will be
[2:38] announcing a full reverse reversal of the misguided policy.
[2:41] Last night I shared my outrage at a plan from Anthem to strip away coverage
[2:45] from New Yorkers
[2:45] who had to go under anesthesia for surgery.
[2:48] We pushed Anthem to reverse course and today they will be announcing a full
[2:51] reversal of
[2:51] this misguided policy.
[2:53] Don't mess with the health and well-being of New Yorkers not on my watch.
[2:57] Kathy Hochle's so funny.
[2:58] Like what?
[2:59] What art?
[3:00] Did you?
[3:01] Did you shoot the CEO?
[3:03] You can't take credit for that.
[3:05] You're literally using your police forces to hunt down this person right now.
[3:10] Fuck you mean NYPD response getting cooked on TikTok, yo, the billionaire who
[3:19] got shot,
[3:20] that was not funny.
[3:21] The police's response to that.
[3:24] That was hilarious.
[3:25] If you don't know what happened, there was a billionaire who got like
[3:29] assassinated today
[3:30] at like 7 in the morning and the NYPD has been on the news all morning talking
[3:35] about
[3:35] like the footage and they keep gassing up this guy.
[3:39] Every clip of the NYPD talking about this hitman is like, yo, he was nice.
[3:44] He was nice.
[3:45] He had to be a professional.
[3:46] If he wasn't a professional, he should have gone pro.
[3:49] His form was immaculate.
[3:51] You see the way he reloaded it when it jammed?
[3:53] Come on.
[3:54] Honestly, I've got my boys back in the station studying his form.
[3:58] This dude was elite.
[3:59] There's the silencer and got away on a city bike.
[4:03] Come on now.
[4:04] This dude is incredible.
[4:06] He might have been Jason Bourne.
[4:08] That is, he's not kidding.
[4:09] That's literally every, every morning news show with a retired detective on
[4:14] basically
[4:15] had this.
[4:17] They were glazing, which by the way, I wouldn't even say glaze.
[4:20] It's like LeBron.
[4:21] Okay.
[4:22] It's like LeBron James.
[4:23] Like, is it glaze or is it valid?
[4:25] The question comes to mind and I feel like the expertise that this guy
[4:29] demonstrated.
[4:30] I don't know.
[4:31] I don't think it's glazing.
[4:32] I think it's valid.
[4:36] I don't think it's glaze.
[4:37] I think it's valid.
[4:45] Imagine planning and executing the murder of a CEO in public in the biggest
[4:47] city in America,
[4:49] getting away with it and then going online and seeing a bunch of Reddit experts
[4:51] explaining
[4:52] how you're not a professional hit man.
[4:53] Yeah.
[4:54] I think a lot of people are fucking haters, dude.
[5:01] I think, I think people are just straight hating on my man.
[5:03] It's like, have you, have you fucking had a situation like that?
[5:08] I don't think so.
[5:10] I mean, straight up, look, look, look, this statement in and of itself is not
[5:16] celebrating
[5:17] this heinous act.
[5:18] Okay.
[5:19] This wrong, wrong, wrong.
[5:23] Wrong act.
[5:28] Do you understand me?
[5:32] I would never do such a thing.
[5:34] I would never.
[5:37] You can't catch me slipping today.
[5:39] Do you understand?
[5:41] You cannot catch me slipping today.
[5:46] But also, I mean, shit was clean, it was clean.
[5:53] Like everybody's like, Oh, well, he shot him in the leg first.
[5:56] Like bitch, who cares?
[5:57] What do you mean?
[5:58] Oh, I'm sorry.
[6:02] I didn't realize that he was apprehended after unsuccessfully assassinating a
[6:06] CEO because
[6:07] it seems like he was successful.
[6:11] The fuck?
[6:14] I condemn.
[6:16] I do not condone.
[6:17] I condemn.
[6:18] But I'm just looking simply at the facts of the matter, okay, that is the funn
[6:29] iest part
[6:29] of it.
[6:30] Like, even after all of this, the police are on the, like hunt for a hitman and
[6:34] they still
[6:35] got to be like, yo, this dude's game is incredible game respects game.
[6:45] How convenient that you have an alibi and you're out of the country is on.
[6:53] Anyway, um, anyone know where I can find the full video of the assassination
[7:04] brother?
[7:05] Are you kidding me?
[7:06] Where can't you find it?
[7:08] I think I've watched it like 700 times since it happened and I was, I was like
[7:16] looking
[7:16] away.
[7:17] I was like, Oh, I can't see this.
[7:18] This sucks.
[7:19] I hate seeing this.
[7:20] This is really fucked up.
[7:22] That's what I said.
[7:23] I was doing this the whole time whenever I would see it on accident because my
[7:27] fucking
[7:27] timeline was just literally all that I would do this.
[7:37] The whole time, dude, all the way, all the way to Oxford from London, two whole
[7:45] hours
[7:45] in the car.
[7:46] I'm going this.
[7:47] This is what I'm doing.
[7:49] My mom and dad are like, what's wrong, son?
[7:51] What's happening?
[7:52] I'm like, ah, the shame, the horror.
[7:57] I just, uh, you hate to see it.
[8:02] New camera footage.
[8:03] Oh, yeah, also, I don't know if this is the actual guy, but like, you know,
[8:11] even from
[8:12] the first photo where you can kind of see his face, like he looks fucking hot.
[8:16] So I know it's a different fit.
[8:22] They think it's the same guy.
[8:23] He's just wearing a different fit.
[8:27] I do think, I do think that, you know, I don't trust it.
[8:33] I do not, I do not trust the New York police department.
[8:39] Yeah, I like this post.
[8:41] I saw this first time riding the subway who even said it was a guy to begin
[8:51] with could
[8:52] be a woman.
[8:53] So we literally have nothing to go on and she stopped the hunt.
[8:55] That's what I'm saying.
[8:57] That's what I'm saying.
[8:59] How can you be sure?
[9:02] I can't.
[9:03] Can you say with a certainty?
[9:07] Maybe it was Kathy Hojo.
[9:10] Look at how much she's chirping at eight and an anthem and whatever the fuck.
[9:19] Was it Kathy Hojo?
[9:20] Where the fuck was she?
[9:27] I think what's best is to take a step back at moments like this.
[9:37] The police, let me tell you something.
[9:40] As you guys know, I love the police, okay?
[9:43] And as the number one defender of police, I think they have a lot going on.
[9:49] They have too much on their plates.
[9:51] So I think this is one of those instances where given the limitations that they
[9:56] have
[9:57] with the job, which is a very difficult job, okay?
[10:01] All those homeless people that are, you know, sitting out the sidewalk, unk
[10:07] icked, you know,
[10:09] black teenagers, frolicking about, unharassed.
[10:13] I mean, think about so many people that the police have to deal with on a daily
[10:21] basis.
[10:22] Maybe they should take a break.
[10:24] The blue flu.
[10:28] I'm just saying there are candy crush levels that have yet to be tackled.
[10:37] Back to blue.
[10:39] And blue line, back to blue, okay?
[10:45] That's all I'm saying, cops, they have a lot going on, they have a lot going on
[11:05] .
[11:06] And I think, I think given that they have a lot on their plays, they should
[11:13] just kind
[11:14] of, you know, take their time, figure it out, you know, try to