Storytime About Attending Diddy and Epstein Parties

It's literally poison. It's it's dukey and it's poison. So, um, that's what

makes you feel good

So, you know, you

You just I suggest vitamin C. I was loading up. I was just loading up with

orange juice, okay?

Oh, I'm getting soft for our German viewers. So I

I had I had a bunch of orange juice. I wasn't really drinking too much, which

was good

and

after 12

After the you know, everyone's everyone's busy popped at 12 and I did not get a

new year's kiss

um, I

Just uh, yeah, we we left

we got in a bus and

We're supposed to be going to this other nightclub called deep space

And if you know anything about nightlife anything that has the word space in it

is going to be for literal space cadets

Everyone's probably doing molly

Uh, and it's gonna be EDM music and I hate it. Okay, so like I hate all of that

I mean, I'm not 18 anymore. I don't want to like

hook up with some

Like I don't want to hook up with some like 22 year old wearing pleur necklaces

, you know, and and and pleur bracelets like that's not

Or who's like doing like light dancing in my face like that's I'm too old. I'm

I'm 28 years old

That's not my that's not my vibe at all. So

That was that was not something I was interested in doing

So I was already bummed out by that, but then we took a turn

We took an absolute turn and it turns out we weren't going there. We were going

to this other mansion in

Homebie Hills next to Michael Jackson's estate

Just a massive mansion

The promoter says hey, we're actually gonna pick up some girls here and then go

to our next destination and

I was like, okay, cool, but then everyone but I would but also I was feeling

kind of nauseous on the bus

I was like I'm gonna go outside. I can't be in this bus anymore

Will is like will has lost his mind at this point will is experiencing ego

death from the porta bellows, okay?

I mean my man is he definitely took what parents McKenna would call a biblical

dose

Just a healthy serving

Just a very healthy serving of porta bellow mushrooms

You know soy sauce that sort of thing you blend it

And you make it on a on a pan. It's very good totally legal totally cool

porta bell mushrooms so

He had a lot of that he's like I mean we're just having combos and stuff, but I

was like I need to get out

I need to get out of this bus. I'm gonna throw up. I feel really terrible. So

I go outside

I we we walk outside with all the girls the promoter takes all the girls into

the mansion

And I'm like, oh, I mean this is bad. My other friends are behind me. They're

not with me

I'm not gonna go in with them because I don't know where the rest of my friends

are and if I go into this

Alone, I'm gonna lose it. You know what I mean? I like to go on journeys

But this might be a little too much for me

On my own if I just leave my friends behind and go into this mansion party with

these random girls

so

I um

So I wait for them. I go back. I I hook up with the homies

And uh dan was like, you know what? We're going to no. No, we're going and we

're going right now

So I didn't know this but like they were kind of throwing the party. I guess

like

Um, my friends were throwing the party like the promoters that i'm friends with

So

Um, we just walk right in because I was addressed very cool

Like I I looked I looked like uh, I was from the matrix

You know what I mean? I was wearing here. Let me just show you guys what my

offer was. I looked weird like you guys would

you guys would say like

Oh, man. Like you look really weird Hassan

And in the good kind of weird. Hold on. I'm gonna show you like

Here i'll blast some fits

Like

This is what I was wearing

like

You know those those nice boots

Anyway, whatever it was I was dripped out. So I I looked like I I looked like I

was like maybe a henchman in like a james

Bond movie. So I think they just like assumed

I think they just assumed I I fit in, you know what I mean? They were like, oh,

this guy looks like an extra in like uh

It wasn't tech drip at all. No, no, no

They just I think they just thought like this guy looks like an extra like he

belongs in here

Like he he looks like a criminal. So they just like totally

Let me in uh despite the fact that I'm a large male

so

Uh, we walk in and immediately. I'm like, this is bad vibes

The vibes here the vibes here are very scuffed as a matter of fact

These are the worst vibes I've ever seen. So I'm just gonna describe some of

the things I saw. Okay

First of all, these people look like demons

Um, and this has happened to me once before the last time I did uh last time I

ate very cool very legal portobello mushrooms

At Coachella. I walked into this uh some of you will remember I walked into

this like back

Um like sphere

Epcot looking thing in the in the back of like the house that p did he was

renting for his

And was throwing after parties at at Coachella and they were playing like these

crazy

Like these crazy things for people who were high

Uh, not me of course. I was I had only in portobello mushrooms

And one of the images that they were playing was like this little girl

This like supposedly attractive very young girl

Um

Like opening up a christmas gift and I think I told you about this where I was

like this is some real weird

Alex jones style pedo thing here and the the illustrations were actually made

by spacex

I don't know how they were connected, but this is exactly how I felt walking

into that house where I was like

This is weird

This is really weird

Everyone here looks really really weird. I don't know if it's because I'm I I

don't know if it's because of my mental state

Or I don't know if it's because these people are actually doing like

You know these people are actually like hanging out with jizz lane max well,

you know what I mean?

But I'll just say this much the party was thrown by a guy who is like one of

the part owners of of

Victoria's secret so

When I found that out I was like this is crazy

This is insane

Okay

Okay, listen, so I'm going to show you guys like some of the stuff from my ig

story

Whatever I could document in my mental state. Oh god. Thank god. I just just

like crack it open

Okay, that's fish pooping

Yeah, why don't I just show you this is this is how the night started, okay

We got these things that's dan for those of you who don't know

Yeah, the story is not supposed to be uh jealousy inducing. It's supposed to be

scary

I missed it. I missed it. I missed it well

So

Um, we're getting to the party now. These are just photos that my friend took

on the polaroid. Okay, so there were like sketches

There were sketches in the party

Okay

like random people like we were just finding I was finding like people that had

sketched

This is real weird dude. Someone just

Someone just casually sketched in the middle of a party in the back of an

Irvine company

So real this gets to like I mean, this was like some real illuminati

This gets to like some real illuminati like

I didn't get to capture how weird it was. I didn't get the

I didn't I didn't get to capture how weird it was like I realized now

But it had like especially when we first got in no no they turned on the lights

later

Especially when we first got in like a lot of like there was dudes wearing cap

es

Straight up capes everyone there was like there was a lot of British people

suspiciously

I don't know why there was a lot of British people. Okay

like a very weird

Amount of British people and like some of them straight up looked Habsburg like

some of them

Definitely had you know, you know what i'm talking about like the royalty

British like the very wealthy royalty British that looked like toads

Like

Straight up

Straight up like there was a lot of fashion people I guess apparently they're

they looked really weird like there was

Let me just explain it this way

Dudes were like in their 60s

But they had like highlighted mullets and stuff like one of the guys that I saw

that was particularly weird

was

The owner of why are you are you guys familiar with this brand?

It's crazy. It's like a it's like a crazy brand. I'll show you in a second and

you'll know

Why are you is is just like these are these are the types of shoes that they

make

Okay

I'm worried that they're gonna show like a titty or nipple or something because

this is like a crazy brand

So it's like a famous. It's like a famous brand that makes like these crazy

shoes. Okay

So I just want to show you like what this guy looked like so you get a better

understanding

What is this the guy

Why are you owner designer?

Let's see if I can find him. Yep, it's this guy

Yep, okay

this guy

and he's like

He's like he looks a lot different. I mean he he looked like bog. Yeah, he

looked like bogged enough

Okay, he looked like bogged on off this picture perfectly showcases what I saw

last night actually

But like imagine if they looked scarier in an outfits that resembled

Um in in outfits that resembled like blade extras like I said

so

Is that you on the right? No, so like cute girls that are like models

Um and and like very old very wealthy looking crazy men

Okay, so it was just I still don't know if it was my mentality

That I felt really weird about the situation

Or if it was like genuinely a really weird situation

uh that I happened to accidentally become a part of

but

But like just imagine walking there

You're you're not in the right mental space

There are like all these crazy people like they people kept running around with

cameras

Everyone had cameras. So that's the other thing like

um everyone else

Like that's part of the reason why I don't think it's like I don't think it's

like maybe

I'm maybe I'm overstating it or overblowing it but like people were running

around with cameras like going

Everyone's like taking photos of each other and stuff. It was really creepy

like it was really invasive

Like they were just like this lady came up to me

And like pushed me towards a chandelier and was like I need to take this photo

of you darling

And then like snapped a couple photos of me. I was like, isn't this wonderful.

I mean I do this for a living

But I'm doing it now. I'm like, no, it's not wonderful. You just

Like why would you do that to me like I don't know you

It's just

Why why would you anyway, whatever?

I mean the photos did look pretty dope though, but in the back of my mind

I was thinking like I'm literally now on like some weird

Album like 20 years later

Where someone's gonna be like oh his song was in the in the pedophile dungeon

like look there's a photo of his son

You

Know what I mean like I was like, oh, dude, that's it. I mean I look good

Like at least I'll look really good in the pedophile dungeon photos that

someone uncovers. You know what I mean

Wait did someone just say rip public office first of all rip public office

regardless

but if you think being a part of like a

Pedophile sex cult is disqualifying for being though it would be like the one

redeeming thing in the eyes of the elite

Dude, are you insane? They would literally be like oh never mind. He's one of

us the 9/11 stuff and the socialism stuff

It was annoying, but we realized like he did the he was in the in the circle.

So he's good now

That's what they would say

Um

Anyway, we just meant like we just meant a lot of british people

They were all insanely wealthy. Okay

like just like silly wealthy people like you know when

you know when there's like

Nuvo reach where you you go out and you're like first generation wealth

So like you go out and you you fix yourself up like

You know you get to pay for all the nicest like mega brands and and you don't

use body wash on your face and stuff

Like there's like a level of wealth where you're your attractiveness skyrockets

You buy like nice clothes and stuff or you hire a stylist like and i'm talking

these people are really wealthy

And then there is the next level of wealth

That most human beings never even encounter. Okay, this is like british royalty

Arab sheaks

and and for the most part like like

Just really like 12 generations of intergenerational

Wealth so that level of wealth your beauty tanks

It like your physical attractiveness goes all the way back down to like zero

And the reason why it goes all the way back down to zero is because in order to

maintain that level of wealth like

In order to maintain i should have just drawn this in order to maintain that

level of wealth like you have to be a part of

You have to be a part of like inbreeding

Right because like that's how it worked back in the day like in order to save

it

So literally these people look like toads, okay

So that's what that is. Okay, that that was literally like the people that i

was surrounded by were ugly rich

Not like hot rich ugly rich like rich rich. You know what i'm saying?

Like everyone's wearing like they had like mullets

They had like rat tails and stuff because they didn't give shit. These people

are just like who cares dude. Um, i'm so

I'm so wealthy like who cares. Yeah, i'll wear a rat tail

That's not rich that's wealthy. Yeah, exactly

like

A lot of people never even get to experience this but like

like toadface

Habsburg jaw like this is like

Ugly wealth like you are so wealthy that you're ugly because you're you're for

for generations. Yeah, like you're your ancestors just kept

Doing this they just kept having sex with each other like cousin cousin on

cousin action

So wait so trumps kids are in braid. No, trump is a perfect example of like

Um the the second generation of wealth like he wasn't i mean he's not even

attractive

Um baren is probably going to be hot when he grows up

So because he's like first generation or second generation third generation.

Well, i'm talking eight nine 12 generations deep

What is this? I mean, i thought Donald trump thick all the time because he is

he's he's a pog

I mean, hold on. I don't speak millennial. You got to translate fat ass. What

is a porn term?

Fat ass white girl is the term that i was using what is it. It was pog pog.

Okay. Uh, uh, okay

He's thick. He's thick as hell

He is positive. Is it thick positive? It can be positive. I i'm using it in a

positive way

I mean, he's got he's got that

Like didn't didn't mean like strong or good looking or no

Yeah, I could be using both. I just i'm saying he's good looking man. He's got

a he's he's thick dude. He's built

Built like I don't think that's what you're saying. Yeah, he's built like a

goddamn refrigerator

I've seen his ass dude

Holy crap

I'm not laughing at that. That is so i'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at

that. You must be first gen rich

um

Yeah, I would say uh second generation rich

So

Anyway

So

Where was I?

So yeah, we we did all this like we hung out

um

I uh

I meant

I met some girls from Alaska, which was weird

I don't know how the hell they found themselves there, but they wanted me to

take photos of them

So I took photos of them happy new you're also you smell like a ditch and then

we hung out a little bit

Like I mean they were cool

And one of them said she was a little