IC–037 | Storytime About Attending Diddy and Epstein Parties
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[0:00] It's literally poison. It's it's dukey and it's poison. So, um, that's what
[0:04] makes you feel good
[0:05] So, you know, you
[0:09] You just I suggest vitamin C. I was loading up. I was just loading up with
[0:16] orange juice, okay?
[0:18] Oh, I'm getting soft for our German viewers. So I
[0:24] I had I had a bunch of orange juice. I wasn't really drinking too much, which
[0:29] was good
[0:30] and
[0:31] after 12
[0:33] After the you know, everyone's everyone's busy popped at 12 and I did not get a
[0:38] new year's kiss
[0:39] um, I
[0:42] Just uh, yeah, we we left
[0:45] we got in a bus and
[0:47] We're supposed to be going to this other nightclub called deep space
[0:52] And if you know anything about nightlife anything that has the word space in it
[0:56] is going to be for literal space cadets
[0:59] Everyone's probably doing molly
[1:01] Uh, and it's gonna be EDM music and I hate it. Okay, so like I hate all of that
[1:06] I mean, I'm not 18 anymore. I don't want to like
[1:08] hook up with some
[1:10] Like I don't want to hook up with some like 22 year old wearing pleur necklaces
[1:14] , you know, and and and pleur bracelets like that's not
[1:17] Or who's like doing like light dancing in my face like that's I'm too old. I'm
[1:23] I'm 28 years old
[1:24] That's not my that's not my vibe at all. So
[1:29] That was that was not something I was interested in doing
[1:32] So I was already bummed out by that, but then we took a turn
[1:37] We took an absolute turn and it turns out we weren't going there. We were going
[1:42] to this other mansion in
[1:43] Homebie Hills next to Michael Jackson's estate
[1:46] Just a massive mansion
[1:50] The promoter says hey, we're actually gonna pick up some girls here and then go
[1:55] to our next destination and
[1:57] I was like, okay, cool, but then everyone but I would but also I was feeling
[2:01] kind of nauseous on the bus
[2:02] I was like I'm gonna go outside. I can't be in this bus anymore
[2:06] Will is like will has lost his mind at this point will is experiencing ego
[2:10] death from the porta bellows, okay?
[2:13] I mean my man is he definitely took what parents McKenna would call a biblical
[2:19] dose
[2:19] Just a healthy serving
[2:25] Just a very healthy serving of porta bellow mushrooms
[2:28] You know soy sauce that sort of thing you blend it
[2:31] And you make it on a on a pan. It's very good totally legal totally cool
[2:36] porta bell mushrooms so
[2:39] He had a lot of that he's like I mean we're just having combos and stuff, but I
[2:43] was like I need to get out
[2:44] I need to get out of this bus. I'm gonna throw up. I feel really terrible. So
[2:48] I go outside
[2:52] I we we walk outside with all the girls the promoter takes all the girls into
[2:57] the mansion
[2:58] And I'm like, oh, I mean this is bad. My other friends are behind me. They're
[3:03] not with me
[3:04] I'm not gonna go in with them because I don't know where the rest of my friends
[3:08] are and if I go into this
[3:10] Alone, I'm gonna lose it. You know what I mean? I like to go on journeys
[3:14] But this might be a little too much for me
[3:16] On my own if I just leave my friends behind and go into this mansion party with
[3:21] these random girls
[3:23] so
[3:24] I um
[3:26] So I wait for them. I go back. I I hook up with the homies
[3:31] And uh dan was like, you know what? We're going to no. No, we're going and we
[3:36] 're going right now
[3:37] So I didn't know this but like they were kind of throwing the party. I guess
[3:40] like
[3:40] Um, my friends were throwing the party like the promoters that i'm friends with
[3:44] So
[3:47] Um, we just walk right in because I was addressed very cool
[3:51] Like I I looked I looked like uh, I was from the matrix
[3:54] You know what I mean? I was wearing here. Let me just show you guys what my
[3:58] offer was. I looked weird like you guys would
[4:00] you guys would say like
[4:03] Oh, man. Like you look really weird Hassan
[4:06] And in the good kind of weird. Hold on. I'm gonna show you like
[4:09] Here i'll blast some fits
[4:13] Like
[4:18] This is what I was wearing
[4:20] like
[4:22] You know those those nice boots
[4:24] Anyway, whatever it was I was dripped out. So I I looked like I I looked like I
[4:30] was like maybe a henchman in like a james
[4:32] Bond movie. So I think they just like assumed
[4:35] I think they just assumed I I fit in, you know what I mean? They were like, oh,
[4:40] this guy looks like an extra in like uh
[4:42] It wasn't tech drip at all. No, no, no
[4:45] They just I think they just thought like this guy looks like an extra like he
[4:48] belongs in here
[4:49] Like he he looks like a criminal. So they just like totally
[4:53] Let me in uh despite the fact that I'm a large male
[4:58] so
[4:59] Uh, we walk in and immediately. I'm like, this is bad vibes
[5:03] The vibes here the vibes here are very scuffed as a matter of fact
[5:07] These are the worst vibes I've ever seen. So I'm just gonna describe some of
[5:11] the things I saw. Okay
[5:12] First of all, these people look like demons
[5:15] Um, and this has happened to me once before the last time I did uh last time I
[5:19] ate very cool very legal portobello mushrooms
[5:22] At Coachella. I walked into this uh some of you will remember I walked into
[5:27] this like back
[5:28] Um like sphere
[5:30] Epcot looking thing in the in the back of like the house that p did he was
[5:34] renting for his
[5:35] And was throwing after parties at at Coachella and they were playing like these
[5:39] crazy
[5:40] Like these crazy things for people who were high
[5:42] Uh, not me of course. I was I had only in portobello mushrooms
[5:46] And one of the images that they were playing was like this little girl
[5:51] This like supposedly attractive very young girl
[5:55] Um
[5:57] Like opening up a christmas gift and I think I told you about this where I was
[6:00] like this is some real weird
[6:02] Alex jones style pedo thing here and the the illustrations were actually made
[6:08] by spacex
[6:09] I don't know how they were connected, but this is exactly how I felt walking
[6:13] into that house where I was like
[6:14] This is weird
[6:17] This is really weird
[6:19] Everyone here looks really really weird. I don't know if it's because I'm I I
[6:24] don't know if it's because of my mental state
[6:26] Or I don't know if it's because these people are actually doing like
[6:30] You know these people are actually like hanging out with jizz lane max well,
[6:34] you know what I mean?
[6:34] But I'll just say this much the party was thrown by a guy who is like one of
[6:39] the part owners of of
[6:41] Victoria's secret so
[6:44] When I found that out I was like this is crazy
[6:51] This is insane
[6:55] Okay
[6:58] Okay, listen, so I'm going to show you guys like some of the stuff from my ig
[7:02] story
[7:02] Whatever I could document in my mental state. Oh god. Thank god. I just just
[7:07] like crack it open
[7:08] Okay, that's fish pooping
[7:12] Yeah, why don't I just show you this is this is how the night started, okay
[7:19] We got these things that's dan for those of you who don't know
[7:32] Yeah, the story is not supposed to be uh jealousy inducing. It's supposed to be
[7:35] scary
[8:00] I missed it. I missed it. I missed it well
[8:14] So
[8:21] Um, we're getting to the party now. These are just photos that my friend took
[8:26] on the polaroid. Okay, so there were like sketches
[8:31] There were sketches in the party
[8:33] Okay
[8:35] like random people like we were just finding I was finding like people that had
[8:39] sketched
[8:40] This is real weird dude. Someone just
[8:44] Someone just casually sketched in the middle of a party in the back of an
[8:49] Irvine company
[8:57] So real this gets to like I mean, this was like some real illuminati
[9:03] This gets to like some real illuminati like
[9:28] I didn't get to capture how weird it was. I didn't get the
[9:31] I didn't I didn't get to capture how weird it was like I realized now
[9:36] But it had like especially when we first got in no no they turned on the lights
[9:41] later
[9:42] Especially when we first got in like a lot of like there was dudes wearing cap
[9:47] es
[9:47] Straight up capes everyone there was like there was a lot of British people
[9:47] suspiciously
[9:54] I don't know why there was a lot of British people. Okay
[9:57] like a very weird
[10:00] Amount of British people and like some of them straight up looked Habsburg like
[10:04] some of them
[10:04] Definitely had you know, you know what i'm talking about like the royalty
[10:08] British like the very wealthy royalty British that looked like toads
[10:12] Like
[10:16] Straight up
[10:19] Straight up like there was a lot of fashion people I guess apparently they're
[10:24] they looked really weird like there was
[10:26] Let me just explain it this way
[10:30] Dudes were like in their 60s
[10:34] But they had like highlighted mullets and stuff like one of the guys that I saw
[10:39] that was particularly weird
[10:41] was
[10:44] The owner of why are you are you guys familiar with this brand?
[10:54] It's crazy. It's like a it's like a crazy brand. I'll show you in a second and
[10:57] you'll know
[10:59] Why are you is is just like these are these are the types of shoes that they
[11:03] make
[11:04] Okay
[11:07] I'm worried that they're gonna show like a titty or nipple or something because
[11:12] this is like a crazy brand
[11:14] So it's like a famous. It's like a famous brand that makes like these crazy
[11:18] shoes. Okay
[11:20] So I just want to show you like what this guy looked like so you get a better
[11:25] understanding
[11:25] What is this the guy
[11:30] Why are you owner designer?
[11:48] Let's see if I can find him. Yep, it's this guy
[11:50] Yep, okay
[11:54] this guy
[11:56] and he's like
[11:58] He's like he looks a lot different. I mean he he looked like bog. Yeah, he
[12:04] looked like bogged enough
[12:05] Okay, he looked like bogged on off this picture perfectly showcases what I saw
[12:11] last night actually
[12:12] But like imagine if they looked scarier in an outfits that resembled
[12:19] Um in in outfits that resembled like blade extras like I said
[12:23] so
[12:27] Is that you on the right? No, so like cute girls that are like models
[12:32] Um and and like very old very wealthy looking crazy men
[12:37] Okay, so it was just I still don't know if it was my mentality
[12:43] That I felt really weird about the situation
[12:48] Or if it was like genuinely a really weird situation
[12:51] uh that I happened to accidentally become a part of
[12:55] but
[12:58] But like just imagine walking there
[13:00] You're you're not in the right mental space
[13:03] There are like all these crazy people like they people kept running around with
[13:07] cameras
[13:08] Everyone had cameras. So that's the other thing like
[13:11] um everyone else
[13:14] Like that's part of the reason why I don't think it's like I don't think it's
[13:17] like maybe
[13:18] I'm maybe I'm overstating it or overblowing it but like people were running
[13:22] around with cameras like going
[13:23] Everyone's like taking photos of each other and stuff. It was really creepy
[13:28] like it was really invasive
[13:30] Like they were just like this lady came up to me
[13:33] And like pushed me towards a chandelier and was like I need to take this photo
[13:38] of you darling
[13:39] And then like snapped a couple photos of me. I was like, isn't this wonderful.
[13:43] I mean I do this for a living
[13:44] But I'm doing it now. I'm like, no, it's not wonderful. You just
[13:48] Like why would you do that to me like I don't know you
[13:52] It's just
[13:57] Why why would you anyway, whatever?
[13:59] I mean the photos did look pretty dope though, but in the back of my mind
[14:02] I was thinking like I'm literally now on like some weird
[14:05] Album like 20 years later
[14:08] Where someone's gonna be like oh his song was in the in the pedophile dungeon
[14:12] like look there's a photo of his son
[14:15] You
[14:17] Know what I mean like I was like, oh, dude, that's it. I mean I look good
[14:20] Like at least I'll look really good in the pedophile dungeon photos that
[14:24] someone uncovers. You know what I mean
[14:26] Wait did someone just say rip public office first of all rip public office
[14:34] regardless
[14:35] but if you think being a part of like a
[14:39] Pedophile sex cult is disqualifying for being though it would be like the one
[14:43] redeeming thing in the eyes of the elite
[14:45] Dude, are you insane? They would literally be like oh never mind. He's one of
[14:49] us the 9/11 stuff and the socialism stuff
[14:51] It was annoying, but we realized like he did the he was in the in the circle.
[14:56] So he's good now
[14:57] That's what they would say
[14:59] Um
[15:05] Anyway, we just meant like we just meant a lot of british people
[15:08] They were all insanely wealthy. Okay
[15:12] like just like silly wealthy people like you know when
[15:16] you know when there's like
[15:19] Nuvo reach where you you go out and you're like first generation wealth
[15:23] So like you go out and you you fix yourself up like
[15:26] You know you get to pay for all the nicest like mega brands and and you don't
[15:31] use body wash on your face and stuff
[15:32] Like there's like a level of wealth where you're your attractiveness skyrockets
[15:36] You buy like nice clothes and stuff or you hire a stylist like and i'm talking
[15:40] these people are really wealthy
[15:41] And then there is the next level of wealth
[15:43] That most human beings never even encounter. Okay, this is like british royalty
[15:50] Arab sheaks
[15:53] and and for the most part like like
[15:55] Just really like 12 generations of intergenerational
[16:01] Wealth so that level of wealth your beauty tanks
[16:05] It like your physical attractiveness goes all the way back down to like zero
[16:09] And the reason why it goes all the way back down to zero is because in order to
[16:13] maintain that level of wealth like
[16:15] In order to maintain i should have just drawn this in order to maintain that
[16:18] level of wealth like you have to be a part of
[16:20] You have to be a part of like inbreeding
[16:23] Right because like that's how it worked back in the day like in order to save
[16:27] it
[16:27] So literally these people look like toads, okay
[16:30] So that's what that is. Okay, that that was literally like the people that i
[16:35] was surrounded by were ugly rich
[16:37] Not like hot rich ugly rich like rich rich. You know what i'm saying?
[16:42] Like everyone's wearing like they had like mullets
[16:44] They had like rat tails and stuff because they didn't give shit. These people
[16:49] are just like who cares dude. Um, i'm so
[16:51] I'm so wealthy like who cares. Yeah, i'll wear a rat tail
[16:56] That's not rich that's wealthy. Yeah, exactly
[16:58] like
[17:01] A lot of people never even get to experience this but like
[17:03] like toadface
[17:07] Habsburg jaw like this is like
[17:09] Ugly wealth like you are so wealthy that you're ugly because you're you're for
[17:14] for generations. Yeah, like you're your ancestors just kept
[17:16] Doing this they just kept having sex with each other like cousin cousin on
[17:21] cousin action
[17:24] So wait so trumps kids are in braid. No, trump is a perfect example of like
[17:27] Um the the second generation of wealth like he wasn't i mean he's not even
[17:32] attractive
[17:33] Um baren is probably going to be hot when he grows up
[17:40] So because he's like first generation or second generation third generation.
[17:43] Well, i'm talking eight nine 12 generations deep
[17:53] What is this? I mean, i thought Donald trump thick all the time because he is
[17:58] he's he's a pog
[17:59] I mean, hold on. I don't speak millennial. You got to translate fat ass. What
[18:04] is a porn term?
[18:04] Fat ass white girl is the term that i was using what is it. It was pog pog.
[18:10] Okay. Uh, uh, okay
[18:12] He's thick. He's thick as hell
[18:14] He is positive. Is it thick positive? It can be positive. I i'm using it in a
[18:18] positive way
[18:19] I mean, he's got he's got that
[18:21] Like didn't didn't mean like strong or good looking or no
[18:24] Yeah, I could be using both. I just i'm saying he's good looking man. He's got
[18:28] a he's he's thick dude. He's built
[18:30] Built like I don't think that's what you're saying. Yeah, he's built like a
[18:33] goddamn refrigerator
[18:34] I've seen his ass dude
[18:36] Holy crap
[18:37] I'm not laughing at that. That is so i'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at
[18:42] that. You must be first gen rich
[18:44] um
[18:46] Yeah, I would say uh second generation rich
[18:52] So
[18:53] Anyway
[18:55] So
[18:56] Where was I?
[18:58] So yeah, we we did all this like we hung out
[19:00] um
[19:02] I uh
[19:04] I meant
[19:06] I met some girls from Alaska, which was weird
[19:09] I don't know how the hell they found themselves there, but they wanted me to
[19:13] take photos of them
[19:14] So I took photos of them happy new you're also you smell like a ditch and then
[19:14] we hung out a little bit
[19:22] Like I mean they were cool
[19:24] And one of them said she was a little