On Crimea: "I Call it Cry Me a River, a Russian River"

truck drivers of the port of L.A. are leading a groundbreaking union campaign.

They're employing XPO systematically misclassified them as contractors.

So they can deny them basic benefits and rights of victory would set a historic

president for misclassified that's sick. That's fucking dope.

So what did we say yesterday? By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,

by the way, remember what we said yesterday? I fucking called this yesterday as

well. First and foremost, let's get to the good news. Okay. Uh, what's the news?

Folks, are you ready for this? We did it. Reddit. We did it. Um, yeah,

Russia is not invading Ukraine anymore. I know that like for the past week or so,

they kept or for the past two months, they've been like, invasion is imminent.

Invasion is imminent. Invasion is imminent. And a lot of you fucking idiots.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. This fucking this ass fuck this

literal, this literal piece of dog shit in the bottom of my fucking shoe that I

stepped on. I knew this fucking NATO cocksucker would come in here and say it seems like

NATO successfully deterred Russian aggression. Great news. I knew it. I knew this

fucking absolute troglodyte, this fucking baboon. I was waiting. I was just, I couldn't

even finish it. I couldn't even finish my take about how. Notice how the fucking claim

that Russia is going to keep like Russia is going to fucking destroy Ukraine. Russia is

going to destroy Ukraine. Russia is going to destroy Ukraine. That's why they need

NATO. That's why they need NATO. Now that fucking NATO baboon turns around and goes,

oh, we did it successfully. We stopped Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine. Or maybe that

was never going to fucking happen. Like I said, it was never going to fucking happen. You

fucking idiot. I've never, I've never seen a group of individuals.

That will just like relentlessly act like they want a fucking argument, dude. It's like

it doesn't matter. There'll be like tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow.

There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. And the tomorrow

never comes. And when there's like, there's no war tomorrow. They're like, you're lying.

You're fucking lying, dude. It's going to happen. What do you mean? How could you say this?

NATO is the reason why it's fucking happening. NATO is the reason why they're doing it.

And then please look at news from the past three hours on Ukraine, rather than just working

on old information, Russia is posting pretext for invasion right now and actively hacking

Ukrainian infrastructure as your stream do. Come on. I'm going to lose my fucking mind,

dude. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Hold on. I got to, I got to open the door real

quick. This one here. Here. Let's watch the military build up on the borders of Ukraine.

Take a look at this video showing Russian troops training near Ukraine, a US official said

some of those forces have samsaks, Putin is a suicidal maniac who wants war, but stopped

because the US says, no, don't. I love that, dude. I love that. No, he is like this incredibly

violent bloodthirsty demon who wanted to destroy wipe out Ukraine and he was going to wipe

out the rest of Europe, but he stopped because America said, no, no, no, that's how. That's

why. And also everyone that said Vladimir Putin is never going to invade Ukraine because a sustained

campaign of a sustained campaign of invasion would be completely impossible for the there is

no fucking, there is no economic interest there. It would be virtually impossible for them

to have a fucking sustained ground invasion like in Ukraine. That would be psychotic, even

if the Western forces did not fucking actually help out. Okay. You guys are literally

QAnon. I'm sorry Weston Caleb. You are literally a liberal QAnon Andy. Okay. You are doing the exact

same copium that motherfucking QAnon people do. Okay. Libanon, Libanon, all the way, dude,

blue Anon. It's wild. They literally were just like, dude, dude, they are going, they're

going to seize the treasure trove of data at the heart of Kiev. And actually like right

now, my sources are telling me, Vladimir Putin has literally got a sniper rifle trained

on every, every like Ukrainian leader. And he's waiting for the execution codes like. And

then you kept saying that for months. And now that it's not happening. And I kept saying

that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. What

did everybody say? What the fuck did everybody say when I kept saying that's not going to happen?

You're crazy. That's just not going to happen. They kept saying you're fucking in the pocket

of Vladimir Putin. You're so fucking wrong. It's definitely going to happen. It's happening

already. Okay. You really are the lives of Rush Limbaugh. But I was right. I was 100% right.

Like I got fucking Liberals skit so posting on the fucking timeline about an inevitable

invasion. Okay. Like just actual fucking land war in Ukraine, all of this stuff. And I

was 100% right. And now liberals who literally said, no, Russia is going to do this. Russia

is going to do this. Russia is the bloodthirsty psychos at the fucking door. What happened,

dude? Now they're going to turn around and say, Oh, it's because of NATO.

It's because of NATO that they stopped. Yeah, you really, you've got it, dude.

German. What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's

what I call Crimea. I call it Crimea River, a Russian river. That is Russia's historic

access into the black sea Crimea that's like historically fucking ethnically all Russian

majority Russian overwhelming majority Russian that is totally fine with the annexation

according to Western fucking sources that conducted, conducted polls after the original

referendum. Man's acts like Crimea never happened. Man's acts like Crimea never happened. No,

it happened. Okay. It happened. You're crying a river. Okay. But you should cry me a river.

I know it happened. L take, L take, L take. No, I'm just like, well, technically Crimea

is Turkish. It's technically, Crimea is technically a part of Turkish territory. It should be.

It should belong to the fucking count, to the Ottoman caliphate. Okay. We will bring it back.

We will restore, we will restore honor and dignity to Crimea. The Crimean Tatars will be liberated

once again by their Turkic collaborators. Okay. But it's fine. It's fine for now. You know,

Russia, you take it. You take it for now. But eventually, it will be ours once again. Anyway,

we will be watching the State Department panic with me now reporter, Rhonda Colvin here

in Washington. Dude, every fucking outlet, every outlet, every single fucking outlet routinely

lied. They said, Poon is going to invade tomorrow. They're going to invade the next day. They

kept fucking lying. Ukraine would be like, this is not true. This is not true. Ukrainian

leader, Ukrainian administrators would be like, that's not true. There is no blood banks

at the fucking border. Shut the fuck up. And they'd be like, and then Reuters would write

an article about it being like, no, the Ukrainian State Department is wrong. Actually, they're

just trying to stop the panic from happening. We're right, though. Our intelligence is right.

That's what's going on. How about you shut up and listen, instead of speaking on old

information. I am looking out of my windows and the tanks aren't here. You're fucking liar,

dude. You're liar. You're liar. You're lying to yourself. You're lying about your eyes.

Okay. Don't believe your lion eyes. It's happening. It literally happened. It happened

already. Okay. It happened already. Actually, it's, it's currently happening, but you guys

just refuse to see it with your, with the, the State Department goggles. Okay. Okay.

Well, that's quite a mouthful there. Wait. What if after all the hysterical claims of

imminent Russian invasion by Western governments and media, it doesn't happen easy. They'll say just

because it didn't happen. Doesn't mean the Russians didn't want to do it. As Matt Lee said,

that makes it unprovable. This is a resurrection of Donald, Donald Rumsels famed unknown,

unknown. We could have never been wrong about say WMD's in Iraq because we don't know what

we don't know. In other words, many, make any deranged bullshit claim you want without evidence

and it can never be disproven anyway. Do you think they're going to try to place his

Biden's big W for the State of the Union? Because if so, we're going to lose the midterms did it

is so fucking embarrassing that this is what the Biden administration has worked on. Like they

purposely deliberately fucking actively utilize the State Department. The Russian meme invasion

video is out. There's a video being circulated among pro separate sources and shows the IED. What

is this? Now the Russian News Agency's RIA and TASS claim the Ministry of State Security

and Luhansk people's Republic prevented a terrorist attack of the center of Luhansk in

the Donbass. According to pro separate sources, an improvised explosive device was found

in a trash bin in the square of Luhansk. These sources claim the Ministry of State Security

has reason to believe that the nation of the IED would have coincided with the celebrations

of the day of remembers for international combatants. This video being circulated among

pro separate sources shows the IED, you make of that what you will. Let's see. Let's see what

the memes are. Let's see. That's a beautiful dog. There is no way. There is no way. This was

the imminent, like this was the threat. This was the American threat for why we need to like

give fucking javelin missiles immediately to like every mother in Ukraine because this

was the meme video that the American State Department was talking about. Please stop. Please

stop. We need to give every Ukrainian mom over the age of 50, their own, you know, portable

nuclear arms. Okay.

Do America is so fucked up. America is literally, this is the Russian size propaganda. Yeah, no,

I know. That's what I'm saying. This is the Russian propaganda that they were talking

about. Also, I love, I love casually stumbling across an IED. Okay. While I'm filming, this

has got some real Logan Paul energy, bro. The Russian government needs to fucking hire

like one YouTuber. Okay. That's all you need to do. One fucking YouTuber and they will do

a better job. The higher Shane Dawson. Okay. He's probably looking for a job right now.

The higher Shane Dawson, let him do, let him do this instead. You know, not clickbait,

conceptually after 3 a.m. Homies, homies literally, this is a J station video. Okay. Oh, guys.