IC–030 | On Crimea: "I Call it Cry Me a River, a Russian River"
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[0:00] truck drivers of the port of L.A. are leading a groundbreaking union campaign.
[0:03] They're employing XPO systematically misclassified them as contractors.
[0:05] So they can deny them basic benefits and rights of victory would set a historic
[0:08] president for misclassified that's sick. That's fucking dope.
[0:11] So what did we say yesterday? By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,
[0:16] by the way, remember what we said yesterday? I fucking called this yesterday as
[0:20] well. First and foremost, let's get to the good news. Okay. Uh, what's the news?
[0:27] Folks, are you ready for this? We did it. Reddit. We did it. Um, yeah,
[0:31] Russia is not invading Ukraine anymore. I know that like for the past week or so,
[0:35] they kept or for the past two months, they've been like, invasion is imminent.
[0:39] Invasion is imminent. Invasion is imminent. And a lot of you fucking idiots.
[0:42] I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. This fucking this ass fuck this
[0:47] literal, this literal piece of dog shit in the bottom of my fucking shoe that I
[0:53] stepped on. I knew this fucking NATO cocksucker would come in here and say it seems like
[0:58] NATO successfully deterred Russian aggression. Great news. I knew it. I knew this
[1:04] fucking absolute troglodyte, this fucking baboon. I was waiting. I was just, I couldn't
[1:11] even finish it. I couldn't even finish my take about how. Notice how the fucking claim
[1:16] that Russia is going to keep like Russia is going to fucking destroy Ukraine. Russia is
[1:19] going to destroy Ukraine. Russia is going to destroy Ukraine. That's why they need
[1:22] NATO. That's why they need NATO. Now that fucking NATO baboon turns around and goes,
[1:26] oh, we did it successfully. We stopped Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine. Or maybe that
[1:32] was never going to fucking happen. Like I said, it was never going to fucking happen. You
[1:38] fucking idiot. I've never, I've never seen a group of individuals.
[1:52] That will just like relentlessly act like they want a fucking argument, dude. It's like
[1:59] it doesn't matter. There'll be like tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow.
[2:03] There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. There's a war tomorrow. And the tomorrow
[2:06] never comes. And when there's like, there's no war tomorrow. They're like, you're lying.
[2:10] You're fucking lying, dude. It's going to happen. What do you mean? How could you say this?
[2:13] NATO is the reason why it's fucking happening. NATO is the reason why they're doing it.
[2:18] And then please look at news from the past three hours on Ukraine, rather than just working
[2:25] on old information, Russia is posting pretext for invasion right now and actively hacking
[2:28] Ukrainian infrastructure as your stream do. Come on. I'm going to lose my fucking mind,
[2:36] dude. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Hold on. I got to, I got to open the door real
[2:41] quick. This one here. Here. Let's watch the military build up on the borders of Ukraine.
[2:47] Take a look at this video showing Russian troops training near Ukraine, a US official said
[2:53] some of those forces have samsaks, Putin is a suicidal maniac who wants war, but stopped
[2:57] because the US says, no, don't. I love that, dude. I love that. No, he is like this incredibly
[3:04] violent bloodthirsty demon who wanted to destroy wipe out Ukraine and he was going to wipe
[3:09] out the rest of Europe, but he stopped because America said, no, no, no, that's how. That's
[3:15] why. And also everyone that said Vladimir Putin is never going to invade Ukraine because a sustained
[3:20] campaign of a sustained campaign of invasion would be completely impossible for the there is
[3:27] no fucking, there is no economic interest there. It would be virtually impossible for them
[3:31] to have a fucking sustained ground invasion like in Ukraine. That would be psychotic, even
[3:36] if the Western forces did not fucking actually help out. Okay. You guys are literally
[3:44] QAnon. I'm sorry Weston Caleb. You are literally a liberal QAnon Andy. Okay. You are doing the exact
[3:51] same copium that motherfucking QAnon people do. Okay. Libanon, Libanon, all the way, dude,
[3:58] blue Anon. It's wild. They literally were just like, dude, dude, they are going, they're
[4:03] going to seize the treasure trove of data at the heart of Kiev. And actually like right
[4:08] now, my sources are telling me, Vladimir Putin has literally got a sniper rifle trained
[4:13] on every, every like Ukrainian leader. And he's waiting for the execution codes like. And
[4:22] then you kept saying that for months. And now that it's not happening. And I kept saying
[4:26] that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. What
[4:30] did everybody say? What the fuck did everybody say when I kept saying that's not going to happen?
[4:36] You're crazy. That's just not going to happen. They kept saying you're fucking in the pocket
[4:40] of Vladimir Putin. You're so fucking wrong. It's definitely going to happen. It's happening
[4:45] already. Okay. You really are the lives of Rush Limbaugh. But I was right. I was 100% right.
[5:00] Like I got fucking Liberals skit so posting on the fucking timeline about an inevitable
[5:05] invasion. Okay. Like just actual fucking land war in Ukraine, all of this stuff. And I
[5:12] was 100% right. And now liberals who literally said, no, Russia is going to do this. Russia
[5:17] is going to do this. Russia is the bloodthirsty psychos at the fucking door. What happened,
[5:27] dude? Now they're going to turn around and say, Oh, it's because of NATO.
[5:35] It's because of NATO that they stopped. Yeah, you really, you've got it, dude.
[5:42] German. What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's
[5:46] what I call Crimea. I call it Crimea River, a Russian river. That is Russia's historic
[5:53] access into the black sea Crimea that's like historically fucking ethnically all Russian
[5:58] majority Russian overwhelming majority Russian that is totally fine with the annexation
[6:03] according to Western fucking sources that conducted, conducted polls after the original
[6:11] referendum. Man's acts like Crimea never happened. Man's acts like Crimea never happened. No,
[6:17] it happened. Okay. It happened. You're crying a river. Okay. But you should cry me a river.
[6:24] I know it happened. L take, L take, L take. No, I'm just like, well, technically Crimea
[6:32] is Turkish. It's technically, Crimea is technically a part of Turkish territory. It should be.
[6:39] It should belong to the fucking count, to the Ottoman caliphate. Okay. We will bring it back.
[6:44] We will restore, we will restore honor and dignity to Crimea. The Crimean Tatars will be liberated
[6:52] once again by their Turkic collaborators. Okay. But it's fine. It's fine for now. You know,
[6:58] Russia, you take it. You take it for now. But eventually, it will be ours once again. Anyway,
[7:08] we will be watching the State Department panic with me now reporter, Rhonda Colvin here
[7:13] in Washington. Dude, every fucking outlet, every outlet, every single fucking outlet routinely
[7:20] lied. They said, Poon is going to invade tomorrow. They're going to invade the next day. They
[7:25] kept fucking lying. Ukraine would be like, this is not true. This is not true. Ukrainian
[7:32] leader, Ukrainian administrators would be like, that's not true. There is no blood banks
[7:36] at the fucking border. Shut the fuck up. And they'd be like, and then Reuters would write
[7:40] an article about it being like, no, the Ukrainian State Department is wrong. Actually, they're
[7:45] just trying to stop the panic from happening. We're right, though. Our intelligence is right.
[7:49] That's what's going on. How about you shut up and listen, instead of speaking on old
[7:55] information. I am looking out of my windows and the tanks aren't here. You're fucking liar,
[8:10] dude. You're liar. You're liar. You're lying to yourself. You're lying about your eyes.
[8:15] Okay. Don't believe your lion eyes. It's happening. It literally happened. It happened
[8:23] already. Okay. It happened already. Actually, it's, it's currently happening, but you guys
[8:29] just refuse to see it with your, with the, the State Department goggles. Okay. Okay.
[8:37] Well, that's quite a mouthful there. Wait. What if after all the hysterical claims of
[8:43] imminent Russian invasion by Western governments and media, it doesn't happen easy. They'll say just
[8:47] because it didn't happen. Doesn't mean the Russians didn't want to do it. As Matt Lee said,
[8:51] that makes it unprovable. This is a resurrection of Donald, Donald Rumsels famed unknown,
[8:57] unknown. We could have never been wrong about say WMD's in Iraq because we don't know what
[9:01] we don't know. In other words, many, make any deranged bullshit claim you want without evidence
[9:05] and it can never be disproven anyway. Do you think they're going to try to place his
[9:19] Biden's big W for the State of the Union? Because if so, we're going to lose the midterms did it
[9:25] is so fucking embarrassing that this is what the Biden administration has worked on. Like they
[9:33] purposely deliberately fucking actively utilize the State Department. The Russian meme invasion
[9:40] video is out. There's a video being circulated among pro separate sources and shows the IED. What
[9:47] is this? Now the Russian News Agency's RIA and TASS claim the Ministry of State Security
[9:53] and Luhansk people's Republic prevented a terrorist attack of the center of Luhansk in
[9:58] the Donbass. According to pro separate sources, an improvised explosive device was found
[10:02] in a trash bin in the square of Luhansk. These sources claim the Ministry of State Security
[10:05] has reason to believe that the nation of the IED would have coincided with the celebrations
[10:09] of the day of remembers for international combatants. This video being circulated among
[10:12] pro separate sources shows the IED, you make of that what you will. Let's see. Let's see what
[10:22] the memes are. Let's see. That's a beautiful dog. There is no way. There is no way. This was
[10:37] the imminent, like this was the threat. This was the American threat for why we need to like
[10:43] give fucking javelin missiles immediately to like every mother in Ukraine because this
[10:49] was the meme video that the American State Department was talking about. Please stop. Please
[10:59] stop. We need to give every Ukrainian mom over the age of 50, their own, you know, portable
[11:07] nuclear arms. Okay.
[11:12] Do America is so fucked up. America is literally, this is the Russian size propaganda. Yeah, no,
[11:16] I know. That's what I'm saying. This is the Russian propaganda that they were talking
[11:22] about. Also, I love, I love casually stumbling across an IED. Okay. While I'm filming, this
[11:33] has got some real Logan Paul energy, bro. The Russian government needs to fucking hire
[11:38] like one YouTuber. Okay. That's all you need to do. One fucking YouTuber and they will do
[11:43] a better job. The higher Shane Dawson. Okay. He's probably looking for a job right now.
[11:49] The higher Shane Dawson, let him do, let him do this instead. You know, not clickbait,
[11:53] conceptually after 3 a.m. Homies, homies literally, this is a J station video. Okay. Oh, guys.