IC–050 | Hasan Mocks Fan Confronting Him for Violating BDS Boycott
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[0:00] I'm gonna get him signed, hold on, I'm gonna get a different one.
[0:03] Oh, I'm gonna go.
[0:04] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[0:10] Does his Turkish have an accent?
[0:11] >> Yeah, like very thick, also probably the English.
[0:14] >> I mean, like, does it have like an Aussie Turkish accent?
[0:18] >> Yeah, I mean, it's hard to pick cuz I've never talked to like a Turkish A
[0:22] ussie
[0:22] and Turkish before, this is my first time.
[0:25] I wouldn't say it's like an Australian accent, it was like strange.
[0:28] >> It definitely is an accent though, but you can tell from the way that he's
[0:33] pronouncing certain words.
[0:35] As far as my accent goes, I mean it's strong, I don't know how to accent it all
[0:40] in Turkey.
[0:40] >> I just wanna tell you, I guess it came me when you were 18, came here, came
[0:43] to America.
[0:44] >> Yeah.
[0:45] >> I was the accent so good I'm thinking you're from here.
[0:49] >> He does this guy, okay.
[0:53] >> Guy talking Turkish in the second biggest Greek city on the planet.
[0:55] Wait, this is a Greek city?
[0:57] >> Yeah, yeah, Melbourne's the full Greeks.
[1:00] >> Don't feel safe in your mate.
[1:03] We're the elusive Greeks.
[1:05] You know, those are Turkish too, those guys, they just walk away.
[1:11] I don't like it, I don't like it, I feel unsafe.
[1:14] I did not know that there's Greeks about.
[1:18] >> I did not realize this week for me, but it was just like a.
[1:23] >> Yeah, I fucked up the stream.
[1:26] >> Then they get to see me squid, which is like, I don't know, probably cooler
[1:31] than any of them.
[1:31] >> Yeah, no, definitely.
[1:32] It's great content, fucking absolutely riveting mate.
[1:36] I just don't like standing in one place because I feel like-
[1:42] >> Yeah, they're gonna start forming up.
[1:44] >> That's warming up.
[1:45] >> Stream snobbers, stream snobbers start coming in.
[1:56] >> Hopefully this is a good one.
[2:03] Okay, assemble, yeah, you say that, but yeah, that is literally what ends up
[2:13] happening.
[2:14] Scatter, snipers do this, loitering is a cron.
[2:17] What's up, man?
[2:22] >> What's up?
[2:23] >> What's going on?
[2:24] >> That's crazy.
[2:26] >> Nice to meet you.
[2:27] >> Nice to meet you.
[2:28] >> Do you want to take a photo?
[2:29] >> I am, for sure.
[2:30] >> Do you mind?
[2:32] >> Yo, where do you guys ball?
[2:41] You're gonna have my man to see.
[2:42] >> What's up?
[2:45] >> The sun's scaring locals, classic.
[2:46] >> Okay, never mind, you got scared.
[2:48] Hey, how you doing?
[2:49] How are you?
[2:50] >> Good.
[2:51] >> All right, ready, two, one.
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[2:58] >> Look, you don't make me feel like a sweetheart.
[3:01] >> What is that?
[3:03] >> Just bread, bread and squid.
[3:05] Originally, I just got the squid, but yeah, here you go, Chad.
[3:10] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:12] >> This is a piece of bread.
[3:13] >> Yeah, I want to see the squid though.
[3:15] >> Yo, what, that looks awesome.
[3:22] >> Holy shit.
[3:24] >> Okay, I definitely need to bite of it.
[3:26] >> My God, you got the shirt and everything.
[3:27] >> I love your pants.
[3:32] >> We've been trying to make our way, but
[3:35] someone had to get fucking squid.
[3:38] >> I'm gonna try it off.
[3:39] >> Someone had to take a sinus.
[3:43] >> Oh, very outwardly, yeah, yeah.
[3:46] [LAUGH]
[3:48] >> Nice to meet you, Laura.
[3:49] Let's do it, let's take a photo.
[3:53] >> I want to put it with each of your legs on.
[3:55] >> Yay, thank you, how do I?
[3:59] >> You got this, I got it, I got it, I got it.
[4:01] >> It's crazy, you don't know.
[4:03] >> Oh, is that how you, is that a new one?
[4:05] >> That's sick.
[4:06] >> All right, ready, three, two, one, sick.
[4:10] All right, get in there.
[4:11] I've got up in, I've been plexing my feet.
[4:14] >> Three, two, one, hell yeah.
[4:18] >> Thank you, what are you trying to do?
[4:21] >> Go, go, try to go to the house if you'd like to do it.
[4:24] >> Oh, they're so pretty.
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[4:33] >> Oh, it's so nice.
[4:35] >> Yeah, yeah, okay, we're trying to get, yeah.
[4:39] >> All right, you guys, come on, get a photo, yeah, cool.
[4:42] >> Smiles, they find a gap.
[4:44] >> Ready, three, two, one, find a gap.
[4:47] >> I'm like sticking it into the photo, it's getting into my photo.
[4:51] >> I'm sorry, bro, it's having quite a bit.
[4:53] >> Yeah, cool, that's all you have, man.
[5:00] >> I'm sorry, I've got to say, you need to stop drinking Coke Zero in a stream.
[5:05] >> Why?
[5:06] >> It's, we caught.
[5:07] >> Wait, is it?
[5:08] >> You're preaching for a color style, and you're preaching, it's going to cost
[5:11] up please.
[5:12] >> Thank you.
[5:13] >> Please pretend, do it off stream, please.
[5:15] >> Okay, I'll put it in, I'll put it in a glass.
[5:17] Is Pepsi okay?
[5:18] >> No, no, it's not, no, I didn't know it was like that.
[5:23] >> I'm trying to stop it, isn't that?
[5:25] [LAUGH]
[5:26] >> You hosted a pink guitar, and then I watched him on strange, in places.
[5:30] >> Yeah, yeah, we-
[5:31] >> It's your house, you have to say no.
[5:32] >> Yeah, you have to say no.
[5:34] >> You have to say this will be the outside.
[5:36] >> Yeah, right, well, we kept the coats outside.
[5:38] You have to go out together, look like this.
[5:39] >> Yeah, you made it, it didn't stop you when you get it.
[5:42] >> Well, shave time, shave time, agent.
[5:44] >> Okay, have a go on.
[5:46] >> Okay, have a go on.
[5:47] >> One, two, three, two, three, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two,
[5:49] one, two.
[5:50] >> It's completely right, that was-
[5:51] >> Damn.
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[5:54] >> I'll beach deep.
[5:55] >> Yeah.
[5:55] >> [LAUGH]
[5:57] >> Just lock you in pocket, mate.
[5:58] >> [LAUGH]
[6:03] >> Don't want any squid.
[6:04] >> Knee.
[6:04] >> No.
[6:05] >> Wow.
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[6:12] >> Mm, it's very good.
[6:14] >> It's really good.
[6:15] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[6:17] >> Is it good?
[6:18] >> Mm-hm.
[6:19] >> It's delicious.
[6:20] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[6:30] >> Did they give you the bread, too, or did you ask for it?
[6:32] >> I asked for it, at least.
[6:34] >> Are you supposed to eat a little bit of the bread and a little bit of the
[6:36] squid?
[6:36] >> That was my plan.
[6:37] >> That was my plan.
[6:38] >> I just think it's- >> I feel like a breakfast of just chilly
[6:40] squid is getting fine to balance with it.
[6:42] >> That's like a dangerous weapon you got in here.
[6:44] You're fucking wielding right now.
[6:46] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[6:49] >> I heard there was Zionist Judo champions at these protests with it.
[6:52] My god, he's chilly my eyes.
[6:54] [LAUGH]
[6:59] >> People are like, yeah, you missed a brother as well.
[7:01] Some ladies are stopping us from going to it.
[7:04] [LAUGH]
[7:05] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[7:09] >> What's up, man?
[7:11] >> What's up, man?
[7:13] >> What's going on?
[7:14] >> [INAUDIBLE]
[7:20] >> Thanks.
[7:22] >> Very warm.
[7:23] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[7:25] >> Hi, Shirley.
[7:27] >> Okay, I feel like- >> I feel like you're right.
[7:30] >> I feel like all these people are leaving the bros.
[7:33] I think it's over.
[7:34] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[7:36] All right, you can see the black.
[7:38] >> But the thing is, I didn't actually want to fucking sit there through the
[7:41] speeches anyway.
[7:41] >> What's up, man?
[7:43] >> What's up, man?
[7:44] >> Say no.
[7:45] >> We haven't missed the rally, but it's really, they're back at the state
[7:48] library now.
[7:49] >> What is this big gathering here?
[7:50] >> They're back then, they're just going to chan a bit more, but they're un-m
[7:53] ashing.
[7:54] >> It's fine.
[7:55] >> You are so good over here too.
[7:56] >> [LAUGH]
[7:57] >> That's the meaty.
[7:58] >> I was going to say, thanks.
[8:00] >> You represent people who grew up in the Middle Eastern country, and
[8:03] then moved to a Western country, and that part of me is very interesting.
[8:06] >> Hey, you guys, I totally forgot that I was from Puerto before.
[8:09] Do you mind if I can't afford it?
[8:10] >> Yeah, I do.
[8:10] >> I was just giving you directions.
[8:11] >> No, no, I'm sorry.
[8:12] >> No, no, I'm too good.
[8:13] Is it me, like, right by this?
[8:15] >> It's me, it's me.
[8:16] >> Hey, Jack.
[8:17] >> I like to leave one of you.
[8:18] It's like, I can't afford it.
[8:19] >> Yeah, thank you.
[8:20] >> I like to do your job.
[8:21] >> You guys have time.
[8:22] >> Yeah.
[8:23] >> Only think about it.
[8:24] >> Three, two, one, oh shit, sorry, I did not do that.
[8:28] >> There's still time, the rally's still going.
[8:32] >> Yeah, we're gonna see that.
[8:33] >> But they're just like, they're stuck, and that's they librarian up.
[8:37] >> Three, two, one, I want to come around this way.
[8:43] I'm so bad today, I saw my last one, last one.
[8:46] >> Smile chat, you're in it.
[8:49] >> The sun was in the background.
[8:50] >> I like to go with you as well.
[8:52] >> I love that.
[8:53] >> See if you take some of that about it.
[8:56] >> Yeah, you made it.
[9:01] >> Thank you so much, thank you.
[9:02] >> Thank you.
[9:03] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:11] >> No problem, you're the rest of the moment.
[9:13] >> See you.
[9:14] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:22] >> Look at all these cool ones.
[9:23] >> What do you think I'm a policeman?
[9:24] Do you guys go around and buy fools in a car?
[9:26] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:28] >> It is kind of funny though, because your car feels kind of fake.
[9:31] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:36] >> I never got a show, I never got a show, I never got a show.
[9:37] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:42] >> Whoa, show the people here, your sign.
[9:46] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[9:50] >> It's pretty long, both sides.
[9:52] >> It's sick, genocide is not a fashion dream.
[9:56] Boy called Zara.
[9:57] >> Hell yeah, fuck Zara.
[9:59] >> Yeah, that's an easy one.
[10:00] >> Yeah, that's an easy one.
[10:01] >> Boy calling Zara by being a massive person who doesn't fit in their shit.
[10:06] Anyway.
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[10:11] >> I'm glad you're here.
[10:13] >> Wait, me?
[10:14] >> Yeah.
[10:15] >> Wait, see?
[10:15] >> Yeah.
[10:16] >> I'm also the lesser evil.
[10:18] >> I mean, yeah, I don't think I'm going for it.
[10:20] >> It's good, yeah.
[10:21] >> Do you think you're less children?
[10:23] I'm also less children than Israel.
[10:25] >> They're the lesser evil, I'm a lesser evil voter, I'm a liberal.
[10:29] >> I'm bad with like, some of these.
[10:32] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[10:36] >> Here we go.
[10:36] [LAUGH]
[10:38] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[10:41] [MUSIC]
[10:45] >> I made it here, just the media, just the media, I made it.
[10:49] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[10:53] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[11:00] >> Make sure he doesn't get in trouble.
[11:02] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[11:07] >> See you.
[11:08] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[11:16] >> It's been slaps, eh?
[11:18] >> It was amazing, it was fun.
[11:23] [BLANK_AUDIO]
[11:27] >> Yeah, I mean, this, this is giving somebody a little word.
[11:31] >> Look at this, you're never making a podcast now.
[11:34] >> Are you stepped in gum?
[11:36] >> Yeah.
[11:36] >> Oh, no.
[11:37] >> I had a strap.
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