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be covering. If you want to get caught up with the reactionary culture, gold silver coin shop,

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I do want to, I do want to see what the memes are. I feel like we are, as a community, we're

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getting older. And as a consequence of us getting older as a community, I think that we are,

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we are losing sight of what is popping online. There used to be much younger people in here.

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Some of them became older, right? You guys and others that were really young have left. So

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I, I, we got to figure out what is still popping off from young as hell. You just old as true.

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I feel like there are less people like you getting mad about shit.

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What makes the viewers get mad less often, which makes them dizzy.

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Swingers app for Disney adults. Oh my God, I saw this. Okay, let's look at this. Whatever the

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fuck this is, I have to see it.

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Anyone who knows me and my long-term boyfriend know that we meet a lot of our friends

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online these days. We have made a ton of friends in the Disney community, a majority of which we

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have met on Swingers upon main. This is an app for Swingers by Swingers. Swingers that love Disney.

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Yo, you know that room is smelling rank when they're done. Okay. God damn, Disney Swinger app,

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I gotta show this to cutie. It's so funny. Every time I see some of this like freak shit,

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immediately my first interaction with this kind of content is like, oh, I can't wait to tell cutie

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about this. It's always like, I can't wait to tell cutie about this and act like she's responsible for

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it. Ashley and I love to swing all over Walt Disney World Resort. The world is lardian. Main street,

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USA. Cinderella's castle. Space mountain. And people love to drink around the world. Well,

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how about swinging around the world? It's our favorite. Swing upon main has Disney lovers from all

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over the world. And we all just come together in the most magical place on earth. And heck, why not

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call it the most fun place on earth too? Okay, let's be real. This is like band geeks basically that

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grew up to become Disney adults that swing, right? That's what's popping, right? That's what's going on,

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right? I mean, not to age myself here, but this is very like American pie. Bang geeks are real

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freaks type shit. Rumors Disney maternity ward of magic kingdom has expected parents buzzing. Oh

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my god, Disney adults are insane, dude. What is happening? We don't just trade pins at magic kingdom.

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We trade partners. Oh, boy. Oh my god, he did the Mickey Mouse. Oh boy. You can download the app

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swing upon main today. And yeah, this is not real. Maybe we'll see you there. I will show you a whole new

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world. This is not real. There ain't no way. Yeah, there ain't no way. I don't believe it.

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Is wait, what? No, no, no. This is fake. Stop.

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This is fake. That's fake.

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No, this is fake. I don't believe it. This though, it seems real. This is the maternity ward.

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Goddamn.

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What is happening?

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Oh, that's bad. That's so bad. Oh, here's Iraqi, Mr. Bees. I wanted to show you guys. Everybody

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keeps sending me this in my group of friends outside of Twitch.

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Here we have Mr. Beast. Today we have giveaway. Give away. Give away. Give away.

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I don't know.

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Dude, salam alaikum. We have Iraqi, Mr. Beast. Dude, it's so funny. The doctor is just

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of his character so you can pop a baby out your hoo ha with Mickey Mouse. Yeah, Tim Houthi,

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Shalamet. We saw already. Obviously, I talked about this already. This dude is like,

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dude, nobody has a answer to this. Okay. I'm sorry. If you're this effortlessly cool and good

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looking while you are overtaking a commercial vessel on international waters that are 100 miles

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off of your country's coastline as you're in the midst of a genocidal political battle that has

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killed more than 400,000 people of your of your fellow countrymen with American proxies such as

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UAE and Saudi Arabia. Israel and America have no answer to counter this propaganda.

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That's it. It's jover. You are now officially a real life monkey. The luffy. Okay.

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Reply saying he's not a pirate. He's a tiktoker. Yeah, except, dude, that's so incredible.

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Do you understand the fact that dudes in Yemen have the wherewithal to be like, hey,

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I know that we just, I just checked out his TikTok page and he literally tags his post hashtag

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Yemen Pirates, the fact that the fact that. Okay. On Sada Allah has the wherewithal to be like,

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I know we are currently being bombed by the largest military force on the planet. Okay.

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And also simultaneously we just overcame a genocide, but you know what would really bang right now.

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If we got like a hot guy to do tiktoks as we overtake commercial vessels on international waters

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is incredible. The alternative to this is I'm a Zionist because I'm going to be fucking annoying as

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ladies on on tiktok and all over Twitter. Okay. If you have this on the one hand,

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this guy is going to win the war. Okay. This guy is literally the winning the hearts and minds. Okay.

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Like this is phenomenal PR that is undefeated.

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You know what I'm talking about? You've seen the tiktoks I'm talking about the the I'm a Zionist tiktoks.

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Can someone send me one please? It's just I know. It's not my tiktok. He's on Twitter.

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He looks Mexican. He's confusing our latinas. He makes one tiktok mogging and legitimately all of tiktok

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will be on his side. That's what I'm saying. Tim Hoothi Shalame. Tim Hoothi Shalame. No, the tiktoks I'm talking about

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are not thirst traps. It's like this. It's this shit. Okay. Resign this. Of course we recognize the

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Jewish people's rights to self-determination in their ancestral land. Resign us. Of course we support the

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IDF's mission to dismay the Hamas and release the hostages. Where is I in this? Bro, you live in Kentucky.

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Why are you saying Hamas? Like what the fuck? I don't understand that. Like she said Hamas. I've never

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heard that before. Okay. You hit the hardest call I've ever heard in my entire life. Like what is

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happening? Like listen, dude. If you're in fucking Terahot, Indiana, and you say Hamas, it's like

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what happened? Like that is a that is a sound you have never produced in your life. Okay.

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Where did this come from? Khoos. You're inside of a target. What do you mean Khoos?

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And also people are going, oh, this is probably fake. No, it's not man.

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We saw the messages. Where is I in this? We know a tic-a-like the back of our hand. Where is I in it?

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We Israelify our wardrobe when Israel is attacked to show our support and pride. Where is this in my

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favor? Oh, not this one. The other one is my favorite one because she just walks back and forth.

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It's so funny. Of course, we probably stand by our brothers and sisters in the Holy Land.

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Where is Zionist? Of course, we won't stop talking about our last trip to Israel.

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Where is Zionist? Our favorite colors are blue and white. It's like what is the what is the goal here?

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You're not winning the hearts of minds, man. You are not winning the hearts and minds, dude.

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This is not listen. If I am. Okay. If I'm in the Israeli foreign ministry. Okay. And I see

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this video come out. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? Stop doing

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that now. I'm not even I'll be like, stop. Stop this. Cut it out. What is happening on the PR front

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for Israel, bro? An entire country of fucking DJs and no marketing people. What the hell?

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If I see this and I'm on the Israeli foreign propaganda operation, if I'm on the Hasbro operation

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and I see this TikTok, I'm like, stop. I'm literally sanctioning the family that allowed

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this to be put out. Okay. I'm secretly trying to mass report this so that nobody sees it.

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Where is Zionist? We value life and mourn every innocent death. Where's Zionist? We won't stop

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advocating for the world's only Jewish state. It's so funny that people in the chat literally

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are like, no, this is like sarcastic, right? Like they made this as a joke. Like they're making

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fun of people. No, man. No, they're not making fun of people. No, they are not making fun of people.

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No, they're being themselves. That's saying this ain't satire dog. This is real shit.

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For Zionist, one of our favorite sayings is three words. Obviously. Oh, fine. It's like, you've lost,

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you've lost the propaganda battle. And then that you got this one. This is the continuation.

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Zionist. Of course, I've lost over 300 followers since October 7.

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That's so crazy. It's like dudes are losing 300 of their family members. Okay. And she's like,

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oh, I lost 300 followers since October 7. It's like maybe because you post really poorly. Okay. Have

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you thought about that post better. Okay. Post better. And then stop posting cringe. It's like

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like cringes one thing, but posting cringe as an instrument of genocide is entirely at a separate

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level. Like ain't nobody is going to sit there and be like,